Ah... push it!

Posted by Acid on Dec. 15, 2008, 6:19 p.m.

Push it real good. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[robosquid]

So, yeah. I'll just put the random crap I make here so that people can see it.

Though it will mostly consist of crappy sketches, this jumble of trash will also contain:

- Musical abominations

- Literary disgraces

- Games that shouldn't exist

I just uploaded the beginning of a "tribute battle system engine" I guess. First person to tell me what game I'm talking about gets a cookie.

Also, I don't really care if you want me to change the way I code or add comments or other bs. It's my crap. I didn't make this for you, I made it for fun. Fun doesn't want me to bring boring with me cause then we have a bad time. So take boring somewhere else because I kinda feel bad having to lie to him and say stuff like "Oh, we aren't actually working on that project today because we're both sick. Maybe we can hang out some other time." Yeah.

[/robosquid]

Maybe if you gave me thinking grenades I wouldn't be this way!

Comments

OBELISK 15 years, 11 months ago

Your guns are futile. Try nuking the roaches?

[deleted user] 15 years, 11 months ago

A roach blocks your path. What do you do?

> USE gun

You shoot at the roach to no avail.

A roach still blocks your path. What do you do?

> USE grenades

Throwing a grenade at the roach fails to kill the creature, in addition, you lose 7 STAMINA from the blast.

A roach still blocks your path. What do you do?

> USE nuke

After the blast from the nuke clears the roach remains unharmed, in addition, you lose 24 STAMINA POINTS from the blast and have contracted RADIATION POISONING.

A roach still blocks your path. What do you do?

> USE foot

As you step on the roach you are rewarded with the satisfactory crunch of the tiny insect meeting it's end. You proceed through the door, glad to be rid of the minor pest.

You are in a dark cave. There are exits to the west and north. In the centre of the room there is a small pile of rocks.

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F1ak3r 15 years, 11 months ago

So you're DefAcid. You'd think I would've figured that out sooner.

PY 15 years, 11 months ago

INSPECT rocks.

Castypher 15 years, 11 months ago

@Kyou: So wait, what about the radiation poisoning?

Juju 15 years, 11 months ago

There is a grue. You are dead.

Acid 15 years, 11 months ago

You may be eaten by a grue. D:

frenchcon1 15 years, 11 months ago

you have been eaten by a grue

>xyzzy