Is the rule on the minimum amount of words/sentences in a blog still in effect?

EDIT; Well regardless, hi fellow 64digiteers. (Or however it goes these days. I don't quite know.)

I am new to this site, and you can call me Alpha Man, or AM or Alpha for short~

I love you all very much and I'm sure that you're all wonderful people. I hope to be a fine member of this site, and I sure think that you all will agree!

Now, onto business.

It has recently come to my attention that two months ago, a fish was stolen from the national FISH.

Yes. The "national FISH", a place so powerfully demonic, you can't even be saved by death from it. You have to go around it. Yes, around the NATIONAL fish oops I mean the National FISH.

What does the FISH stand for, you ask? Nothing. As you'll soon learn, I'm not the type of person to make sense, or even apply odd acronyms to words like Fish.

But, well, you know… If I had to apply some type of label to FISH, I'd say it means "Feeble-Intestines Surely Heatable". It means something like… Well, I don't know.

Thank you for reading this and I hope you don't die of starvation before you finish eating the demonical gigantical superfish!

And remember, there's ALWAYS a bigger fish, so don't get TOO cocky, Star Fox!