Drop dead. Seriously, please, just go die. Right now. Don't pass go, don't collect 15% or more car insurance.

Just drop dead.

Your kind only contributes to the garbage that is listened to on a daily basis. You poison the ears of many, you make life less worthwhile as an experience. You are TRASH.

Every day, it's the same thing. Music. Music. Music.

You know what I say? NO MORE MUSIC, please. But no, I am NOT that lucky. Never could I be so lucky as to have the composers and the music perish with a single thought.

No, it takes more than that. It takes power. A powerful mind. A mind so powerful that not even death can save you from it. That's how powerful the mind needs to be.

So stay a while and listen (not to music!) and I'll tell you all about it.

In this room that I call "my room", is a fish. (Note: There are no fish in my room, sorry.) You know what I do? I hear music from the living room. Because my parents have a stereo, and that's just what they do : Listen to music.

My ears hurt. My desk vibrates. I get dizzy and "car sick" (it seems, anyway). I can't listen to music with my headphones because the stereo is louder somehow.

But wait, don't get to the rogue camp just yet. Keep those town portal scrolls in your inventory for a few more moments. I have more than just one thing to tell, bigsillyfishers – I mean sixtyfourdigiters.

When the music is played too loudly, my ears hurt more. When it's played low, the voices seem "muffled" and it makes my brain and ears hurt. There's nothing that particularly helps. When it's loud, I can't listen to music that I'd rather hear (you know, stuff that doesn't suck, such as Overkill etc.). When it's lower, it still feels like I'd be listening to two songs, so I still can't listen to the music I'd rather hear.

And when there's no music being played, I don't want to listen to music. Why? Because music sucks. It's poison to the ears, it's annoying. It doesn't help in any way at all and I hope anyone who makes it just dies a terrible death at the hands of Mephisto – I mean giantfisherdemon.

So, to the composers here, do not EVER talk to me. Or I will personally see to it that you die in the next 800 years.

And this is Alpha Man's second blog entry on this site ever. Have a nice day, everyone! <3