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Yes, I happened to go to the movies with a few friends. I really wanted to see 300, but considering I'm 14… nope.

Anyway, I saw Wild Hogs and The Last Mimzy.

The Last Mimzy is about a scientist in the future planning to create the perfect world. Unfortunately, if he did not accomplish this, he would die. To create this world, he needed materials from the past. So he created rabbit dolls called Mimzys to go to different time periods and retrieve information. Like the trailer shows, two kids end up finding the last of these Mimzys, and begin to "change". The girl is able to talk to the doll, and can do amazing things with rocks. The boy however becomes a super genius and is able to build a map of the universe. These kids must help the last Mimzy return back to the future.

Wild Hogs was the TOTAL opposite. It's Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and William H. Macy.

Tim Allen is a dentist who's having a hard time to bond with his son. Martin Lawrence is a plumber who has to live with his wife yelling at him everyday. Travolta used to be a rich guy with a model wife, but after his divorce, he goes broke. William Macy is a computer programmer who has a hard time with ladies.

These middle-aged men decide that they need to go on the road for a bit. So their gang, the "Wild Hogs", end up going towards New Mexico, where the meet a gang of REAL bikers. The bikers realize that their posers and basically threaten them to get the fuck away. Travolta is a naughty boy, and so he goes back secretly and cuts the gas tanks on the bikers' bikes, causing the entire bar to explode. Now the Wild Hogs have to stop the bikers (Del Fuegos) from kicking their asses and destroying the local town of Madrid.

SO hillarious. On the way to New Mexico, the guys swim in a lake, but they get stalked by a gay police officer who wants to feel up Dudley (William H. Macy). Too good. [:D]

I recommend you watch these movies to go eat pancakes.

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