[CAR] no more internet 4 me

Posted by Carlos on Dec. 28, 2007, 5:59 p.m.

Yeah, I have no more internet. It's a long story, but I'll talk about it anyways. Yesterday some friend from school showed me that 4chan website everybody seems to be talking about. On the computer in my room, I went under the /b/ section where they had a weird collaboration in which people would contribute a small tile that they made on MS paint into this huge picture. I was laughing my ass off at first, until I saw all of the offensive and gross pics.

My Dad heard my laughs from the next room and walked in. I've had problems with my Dad regarding the content I view on my computer. When he saw the big collaboration, he just went nuts. He noted the swastikas and World Trade Center pics that people have posted on this collaboration and he just got fucking pissed. The first thing he did was pick up the wires from my cable modem and slashed them with a box cutter he had in his pocket.

I doubt that he will let me use the Internet in my house again anytime soon, since he's pretty pissed off at me because of my finals grades that my teachers posted on the Internet. Don't worry, I've gone very long periods without using the Internet in my house, about a year-and-a-half. You might be asking how I'm typing up this blog right now. I'm over at my same friend's house using his computer. Bye everyone!

-Carlitos

Comments

NeutralReiddHotel 16 years, 10 months ago

This is why Alt+F4 is useful.

Andes 16 years, 10 months ago

Quote: 4chan rules/faq

2. If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

I suppose it can be avoided if your parents wouldn't care, but use your head. >_>

Carlos 16 years, 10 months ago

@ Andes: Yeah, like I'm gonna be returning to that website anytime soon. >_>

DesertFox 16 years, 10 months ago

And this is why people who are under 18 should not be visiting sites that are clearly only for people <i>over</i> 18. It tends to end badly.

Kenon 16 years, 10 months ago

Unless you're sneakeh like me.

Josea 16 years, 10 months ago

Dude, what a fail, if my parents took away my Internet, I would either kill them, or die.

Carlos 16 years, 10 months ago

Yeah, I found that my fail rate has drastically increased over the past three months.

flashback 16 years, 10 months ago

So you didn't realize that you would PROBABLY get burnt off of this when you said "I agree" to "I am over 18 and can legally view this content in my jurisdiction" without any precautions whatsoever to preventing your parents entering your room in time to see anything?

Carlos 16 years, 10 months ago

I'm not saying that I don't deserve my Dad's punishment, but whatever. I'm not visiting that website ever again, even though some of the boards have work-friendly pics.

flashback 16 years, 10 months ago

Wait a moment.. how old ARE you?