Fake E-mails are Funny [64Brawl]

Posted by Castypher on April 15, 2008, 9:45 a.m.

Quote:
FROM MR.IBRAHIM ZALATA

BILL & EXCHANGE MNANAGER,

BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)

MY PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS HERE:(zalata001@latinmail.com)

DEAR FRIEND

FIRST OF ALL, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENT IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.HOWEVER AFTER SERIES OF PETITION WAS RECEIVED BY THIS PRESENT REGIME

FROM FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND INABILITY OF THE BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) TO FULFIL THEIR OBLIGATION FOR THE PAYMENT TO ITS FOREIGN CREDITORS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE COUNCIL OF MINISTERS, THEY MANDATED US TO CARRY OUT A CAREFUL AND COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF ALL OVERDUE PAYMENTS TO FOREGN CONTRACTORS AND TO EFFECT PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.

DURING THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROCESS, WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US8.2M(EIGHT MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRED FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH. I WANT YOU TO VISIT THE WEBSITE BELOW FOR MOREINFORMATION:

www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list

SINCE WE GOT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEING EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN DIED ALONGSIDE

WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DONT WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK

TREASURY AS UNCLAIM BILL.

I AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME, THEN 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES INCURE DURING THE TRANSACTION AND 5% FOR CHARITY ORGANIZATION(MOTHERLESS BABY HOME)IN BURKINA FASO.

THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED.THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNITCATION AND LOCATION WHEREIN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH/ FREE RISK AND THIS TRANSACTION WILL ONLY TAKE US 9BANKING DAYS. I KNOW WHAT TO DO AND MOVE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY AND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER SO THAT I WILL SEND YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION FORM TO APPLY TO THE BANK AND THE DATA INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED CUSTOMER AND DO NOT FAIL TO CANTACT ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS HERE:(zalata001@latinmail.com)

MR.IBRAHIM ZALATA

BILL & EXCHANGE MNANAGER,

BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)

I just love e-mails like this. Not only does it show how funny people are; it also shows how stupid they are. Anyone with a mind would know it was fake by the following reasons:

1. Terrible grammar

2. All caps

3. Poorly thought-out concept

4. Asks for money

5. Supposedly from a poor country in a poor continent

6. Too much attempt for sympathy

7. Non-persuasive

8. "YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY FEAR OF US" – Of course not

I would love to know how many 64Digits users here have actually believed things like this, in which case they should report to the hospital at the very least.

Silly people think they can fool people about that kind of stuff. The idea is not to reply. They can get information off of you if you do reply.

64Brawl

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Now, I labeled the blog with [64Brawl] for a reason, so here we go.

First of all, I'm getting special attacks down first. There aren't any physical attacks yet, as it, for some reason, is much more difficult. Besides that, the characters I've chosen so far either have tiny limbs or none at all.

Since you guys WANT to see a 64Digits PRECISE CLONE of SSB, I guess I have to put in physical attacks. >=(

Prom

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Finally, making reference to my last blog, there is a possibility I might not be going to prom.

My date called me back saying she could go, but her mom said she needed to bring a friend. This is normally fine.

She's bringing the very same girlfriend who's been cheating on her, and expects things to go well.

Here's a hint: you do NOT bring an ex or current boy/girlfriend to a prom or DATE you're going to with someone else.

Second of all, it seems they're back together, and she's STILL being cheated on. She's so oblivious, just wanting to get back together, that she doesn't understand the consequences.

So yeah, people are silly. I can't stand having a confrontation with her previous date, so I told her there's a large chance I won't go.

It hurts me, and will hurt her. I can't believe she would think of bringing someone like that to prom with someone else.

Besides that, I really don't want them to shove aside the guy who's paying for everything.

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Enough ranting from me.

Discuss.

~Kilin

Comments

Juju 16 years, 7 months ago

I'm humbled that you think anyone with intellect is like me, but that's an exaggeration - you don't hear the random crap that I come out with most of the time.

KaBob799 16 years, 7 months ago

Im The Bank Bananager

s 16 years, 7 months ago

Wait, being literal is to be an intellect? Damn, to think I thought philosphers were up there. Besides, emotions are tied to chemicals anyways, so fear is, in part, atomic

Omega_Squid 16 years, 7 months ago

64Brawl is teh nice. Omega Squid in 64Brawl would really be teh nice. *hint hint*

Did anyone notice that the plane crash happened 8 years ago? Or the fact that the victim and his family were not mentioned?

LOLphail @ spam

JID 16 years, 7 months ago

I have at least 3 or 4 lesbos in my class, but 3 of them are ugly… The fourth is meh….

Castypher 16 years, 7 months ago

@ESA: Yeah, I'll convert it with GIMP a bit later.

@JID: She's not lesbian, she's bi.

Also, I have another announcement to make in my next blog. Good news and bad news.

JID 16 years, 7 months ago

Oh, well than, I have 1 bi in my class to…