You're Unique Like Everyone Else

Posted by Castypher on July 10, 2012, 11:44 p.m.

With the end of the RPG competition fast approaching, I'm going to go over a few things. But first, I just wanted to share something with all of you.

You are all….

GIANT

FUCKING

ASSHOLES

All I wanted in life was for you to screenshot my success in capturing 66,666 hits, but no. You all missed it like the shitting walruses you are. You've thrashed my view of the community and everything it has come to be. I spit on you all.

That being said, I expect double compensation for my 77,777, 88,888, 99,999, and 100,000 hits.

Now onto business.

Zac-whatevernumbers did something I thought cool back in the Sixty Fools Digits competition. He did Let's Plays of all the entries. And while I encourage everyone to play every entry, it won't be done because we all have lives and only so much time.

So I plan to buy a decent headset and do a live commentary on stuff, partly for my own practice, partly for my own fame, and mostly to build others' confidence. Whether you win or lose, nothing beats good feedback, and I'd like to go through and do that.

I hope to record five games I've selected (possibly more if all goes well) in one playthrough, giving full commentary.

It should be noted that I have never done anything like this before and you can probably expect me to be bad at it, but feedback is feedback and I don't think anyone would decline.

Second order of business.

Videos are rather lengthy and time-consuming, but I do still plan to play the rest (within reason, of course), and give my legacy (lolego) reviews on each of them. During this, I will "award" category winners to the following fields. Probably a top five sort of deal.

Eye Candy

Most Innovative

Best Composition

Most Interesting Gameplay

Most Emotional Story

Most Quirky/Comedic

What am I hoping to accomplish with all of this?

By giving you people to compare to, I'm setting the stage for everyone to pick their new rival, who they will learn to loathe and despise for the rest of their worthless eternity.

This is something I've wanted to do in order to show my support for the competition and for all of those who entered. As someone who loves designing games and always will, I just want to encourage those who are in this doing something they enjoy. I'm also hoping that people will take this into consideration and perhaps grant more attention than they might otherwise have to these entries, because I'm sure you've all worked very hard and all deserve some recognition.

We have two and a half weeks to go. Godspeed.

Comments

Cesque 12 years, 4 months ago

Also, remember that I already promised you to do a shenanigans series of the top ten entries or so.

Castypher 12 years, 4 months ago

Whoa. Juurian has BlackChancery? You've earned some respect in my eyes.

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Also, remember that I already promised you to do a shenanigans series of the top ten entries or so.
I couldn't possibly forget about that.

JuurianChi 12 years, 4 months ago

It will a great battle, Kilin.

"JuurianChi V.s Kilin the Let's Play Chaos Scene!"

Wait.

BlackChancery isn't a standard font?

Fuck yea.

LAR Games 12 years, 4 months ago

Welp, Juurian posted the exact thing I was going to post. So this comment is pointless.

firestormx 12 years, 4 months ago

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I came back to see a +2 and one comment. Oh hi, Ferret. I wonder who the other–

COLSEED.
I can't stop laughing. =3

Also, I was distracted, and could not actually focus on what I was reading.

All I was thinking was "fuck, I wish he had spelled it as 'your unique[…]'. so that I could piss him off by posting a single comment saying 'you're*'…"

Also, we should make Juurian use vanilla IE8, so that he can't modify the DOM.