Birthday Presents that Kick Ash

Posted by Charlie Carlo on May 7, 2012, 3:05 p.m.

I know you can curse on this site, but the rules seem a bit finicky, so to be safe I'm just not going to curse.

So today is my birthday. My friend Dan's birthday was two days ago. We're going to dinner tonight to celebrate and give gifts and whatnot.

I made him this little terror.

Claythulhu fhtagn.

I have no clue what he's going to get me. I don't care too much though, I don't expect people to give me things, even on my birthday.

My friend Zach got me this awesome game called Dust Force, on Steam.

It's a platform game where you play as a janitor, sweeping up the whole world and fighting dusty bookwiches.

It's insanely awesome.

It's like N, but with less deadly missiles and more deadly spikes.

Also the music is probably the only reason I didn't rage quit.

But yeah, that's it.

Comments

Juju 12 years, 6 months ago

Cool story, bro.

No, really.

FYI, use your common sense. Swearing, like hookers and chocolate, is fine in moderation.

Charlie Carlo 12 years, 6 months ago

Yeah, but I have a tendency to swear every other word.

Charlie Carlo 12 years, 6 months ago

Oh man, I love that website. I'll go on there looking for something specific, and end up stuck there for hours.

Iasper 12 years, 6 months ago

That birthday present kicks Ash indeed. Also why did no one wish you a happy birthday? :(

Happy birthday!

Charlie Carlo 12 years, 6 months ago

Ah hey thanks.

JuurianChi 12 years, 6 months ago

Happy Birthday, Charlie Brown.