[DSG] - I found Artifact! AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN EVER + Previous Blog

Posted by DSG on July 16, 2007, 2:42 a.m.

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This is amazing! I thought I lost it forever! Well, I got it back.

PLANS: Same as before but different. LOCALIZADO EN MEXICO!

DID YOU KNOW: Artifact was inspired by the GM game THE CURSE OF KAUMAHA… It's a REALLY cool game. If you havn't played it, do so k?

MUSIC: DUDE I'm listening to this awesome band Puya… Its a kick-ass mix of latin and salsa with some awesome thrash metal and metal core however they add elements of many other metal genres.

SPEAKIN' OF: I MAKE MUSIC YO

http://www.myspace.com/greystarofficial

Anyway… I thought this would be big news… i know ALOT of you guys were really pissed when I lost Artifact… so uh… SURPRISE!!

OK FOR SOME REASON MY PAGE WILL NOT SHOW UP ON THE FRONT… IS IT TOO SHORT?

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WARNING: PATENT PENDING I'm serious. Once the patent is issued, infringers will be prosecuted.

That's right… I've began early production on a TV SHOW called WELCOME TO HELL!

LISTEN TO THE THEME SONGS HERE

Basically these two guys get sent to hell after being hit by a bus but find out that really the Grim Reaper is just another guy who hates his job and would rather hang out at home and watch TV. He becomes in charge of these two kids Davie and Josh (voiced my me (Davie) and my freind Josh) So the show is structured like so:

45 seconds:

Intro

around 5 minutes:

Death and Davie and Josh hang out or some wierd stuff happens just random funny stuff… then they turn on the TV

around 10 minutes:

A random skit… could be in any median like film, stop motion, etc… Some minisode.

–COMMERCIAL BREAK–

1 minute:

Fake commercial of some retarded product that is blended in so it looks like its just another commercial

around 5 minutes:

More screwing around… then more TV

around 10 minutes:

Another random short

–COMMERCIAL BREAK–

5 minutes

More screwing around… someone dies at the end of every episode usually totally random.

1.5 minutes

Credits

THAT'S HOW THAT'LL GO…

We have content but can't show you.

SO, WOULD YOU WATCH IT?

We're planning to air it on [adult swim] sometime in the next year. If they don't take it then we'll air it on Comedy Central

Comments

OBELISK 17 years, 4 months ago

Hey man. Glad you found it.

How're things going with that one girl?

Ah yeah, and be careful with WtH. Don't let it end up shitty like Shaun of the Dead. *shudders*

Lethal 17 years, 4 months ago

Woo, Artifact is back!

god 17 years, 3 months ago

Heh, now pressure is on to finish it.