The Anger Managment Man...

Posted by DarkSoulcalibur on Jan. 6, 2007, 5:47 p.m.

A story of a man who has wat we say… "A.D.H.D" (you get very angery… very easily)

…and this is his story of how he found an anger managment program to calm himself down wen he got pissed off…

ok here it is…

one day wen i drove to mcdonald's, i came up to the drive through window. I specificly told the guy i wanted onions rings and a mediom coke. when i got the food, it was a f'n big mac and a small diet coke! I asked the guy why he gave me the wrong order, he just ignored me… .so i looked on his chest were his I.D card was and looked at the Mcdonald's Phone number and his first and last name (which was John Elvrag)… Later that night, i called the Mcdonalds Number and asked for Mark Elvrag, when he said "hello" I asked "is this Mark?" He said "yes this is… why?" then i just said this… "your a f'n **hole!" then i just hung up… it really amused me… the next day, wen i was on my way to work, this guy driving a black pick-up drove into the parking spot which i was waiting for for quet a while… wen he got out of his car, i lowered my window and yelled "you **hole!!!" then i parked sumwhere else… after work i walked over to his car… I scratched "**hole" into the door of his car with my keys, then i looked up, there was a "for sale" sign in the window" i wrote down the phone number on it and went home" the next morning i called his number… I ask "is this the guy with a black pick up for sale?" he said "yeah, you can come over and look at it this evening, my address is 301 albany ave." then i just helled "**hole" and hung up. right after that i called the first **hole who worked at mcdonalds. He said "stop calling me! where do u live???!!!" i told him i lived at "301 albany ave, and i have a black pick-up parked infront…" he then said "well, im coming over there and im going to kick ur f'n ***!!!" I hung up… then luaghed as i called the second **hole who stole myparking spot… I said "hey **hole! im coming over to ur house and im goingg to kick ur ***!" then i hung up… then i called the police and told them "911! there's a guy coming to sum1's house and there going to get in a big fight! then they said "we'll get over there as soon as possible!…" i hung up, then luaghed very hard… after a few minutes i drove over to 301 albany ave. and i sat back and watched the 2 **holes fighting and the police yelling at them to stop… that was 1 of the best week of my lives, and wenever i got agnery, i had 2 **holes to call and hell at… that is my story.

lol, i kinda liked that story so i post it here :)

Comments

DarkSoulcalibur 17 years, 11 months ago

i know wat adhd means, i just couldn't think of a simple way to put it… but u should be able to assume wat a mean…

DarkSoulcalibur 17 years, 11 months ago

wow hey lol, i didnt steal this, my uncle had this written down on a piece of paper, lol i just posted it cuz it was funny… plus there are a "few" differences in it.

DarkSoulcalibur 17 years, 11 months ago

lol, these reaaaaaly are pretty frikkin similer tho

DarkSoulcalibur 17 years, 11 months ago

ya, the link desertfox has is way better

Tasm 17 years, 11 months ago

An even better version of it : http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/jerks.htm

Acid 17 years, 11 months ago

Yeah. I read this in a bunch of places before here.

But this still makes me laugh a little…

firestormx 17 years, 11 months ago

People with ADHD get to legally do speed.

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 11 months ago

ADD/ADHD doesn't really exist. That should be mentioned.

Requiem 17 years, 11 months ago

Upon opening this blog, I crashed into the badly written wall of text, and had to call an ambulance.

Dom 17 years, 10 months ago

meh funny