I found some stupid facts in the Guitar Hero 2 safety manual, and I thought that you guys/girls could have a little fun reading them.

1) The Guitar Hero SG Controller must be used with care to avoid injury. RedOctane will not be liable from injuries resulting from improper use of the Guitar Hero SG Controller

2) The cord for the Guitar Hero SG Controller should be neatly stowed to avoid tripping anyone.

3) Excessive use of the Whammy Bar can cause it to break.

4) Never stand on the Guitar Hero SG Controller