Firestormx is a Cannibal

Posted by DesertFox on May 1, 2007, 5:15 p.m.

First off:

"RAWR and all of it's affiliates are copyright DesertFox, under no circumstances except DesertFox giving you clear permission, may you use it or it's affiliates. Punishable by Fox law."

Now with that out of the way…

<b>Firestormx is a CANNIBAL!</b> I have undeniable proof (a confession!), and here is my unbreakable chain of logic.

1) FSX is always making burgers, meaning he needs an abundant meat supply

2) Princesses are always disappearing, or being kidnapped

leading us to

3) fsx makes princess-burgers

Upon confronting FSX about his habits, I got:

Quote: Renol (FSX)
It's not my fault you eat them.

So FSX undeniably makes princess-burgers - who knows how long this has been going on?

A little about me:

"DesertFox - a fox of the desert. Also known as sheer awesomeness, he can and will p'wn you, your mother, your family, and your pet gerbil. Thats right, he knows about the pet gerbil. DesertFox is a fox of extreme cunningness, he knows everything about you, even the things that haven't happened yet. There is no escaping the DesertFox.

RAWR!"

Now, this weekend I am going to see Spiderman III - oh yays! But that means I have to walk 2 miles there and 2 miles back on my sprained foot =/ It should be worth it though. In an effort to make this blog non-short, I have made a robot. I am animating him now, you'll see the finished product next blog.

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He walks around and shoots you. I'm designing a larger version for something tough to beat.

Oh, and people who earned a cookie for suggesting a movie that I went and watched:

* Kaz for Battle Royale

* sn0wb0arder381 for Blood Diamond

* AtomicMushroom for The Island

Comments

s 17 years, 5 months ago

Posting in class,eh?

And how do you punish ppl under FoxLaw,cuz I've seen no reactions to the crimes

flashback 17 years, 5 months ago

Flashback - Also known as Supreme Overlord of the Poodles, is capable of crushing any unit of matter using powers of sheer pwnage. Don't piss him off.

s 17 years, 5 months ago

Oh,and I see you went back to a cartoon avatar.HowSad

R 17 years, 5 months ago

Your new banner's amazing.

Xxypher 17 years, 5 months ago

Oh yeah!?

Well I am going to make a BETTER one

*evil laugh while spinning pointy mustache*

Graydon 17 years, 5 months ago

Cool Robot.

Xxypher 17 years, 5 months ago

XD XD XD

Flea1991 17 years, 5 months ago

Quote: serpex
And how do you punish ppl under FoxLaw,cuz I've seen no reactions to the crimes
Quote: DesertFox
"DesertFox - a fox of the desert. Also known as sheer awesomeness, he can and will p'wn you, your mother, your family, and your pet gerbil. Thats right, he knows about the pet gerbil. DesertFox is a fox of extreme cunningness, he knows everything about you, even the things that haven't happened yet. There is no escaping the DesertFox.

Kaz 17 years, 5 months ago

Good movie huh?

DesertFox 17 years, 5 months ago

Awesome movie yay!