<ErikBunny> StarkRavingMad: WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED! Hope you like miasma!

<Kitsune> I must tell you of the EVIL DEMON DEER

<Kitsune> so

<Kitsune> this was when military was still fucked

<Kitsune> I mean it *still* is but this is when you couldn't get them to pick up weapons even

<Kitsune> there was a deer

<Kitsune> and it kept interrupting all of my woodcutters

<Kitsune> screen flooded with "A DWARF HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED"

<Kitsune> so I decide that like any other good DF player

<Kitsune> I was going to slaughter it

<Kitsune> so I get my axedwarf, militia him real quick, and tell him to go kill it

<Kitsune> he promptly runs after the deer to attack it

<Kitsune> and I forget about them

<Kitsune> about half an hour later, I notice

<Kitsune> Hey

<Kitsune> he's still fighting the deer

<Kitsune> and he's not using his axe

<ErikBunny> lol

<Kitsune> apparently he'd dropped the axe when he went to chase the damn thing

<Kitsune> I hadnt noticed

<aeron> :P

<Kitsune> he was wrestling it the entire time

<Kitsune> this isn't all

<Kitsune> the deer was winning

<aeron> no shit

<Kitsune> Urist McStupid was hurt

<aeron> deer are fuckin scary

<aeron> irl

<Kitsune> so I decide to send a few dogs their way

<Kitsune> its way

<Kitsune> the dogs attack, omigawd blood everywhere

<Kitsune> and then

<Kitsune> oops

<aeron> if you think about it i mean

<Kitsune> dogs are getting HURT

<aeron> a deer could really fuck you up

<aeron> if it wanted to

<Kitsune> so I am like wtf

<Kitsune> then the dear gets ENRAGED

<ErikBunny> LEGENDARY DEER

<Kitsune> BUT

<ErikBunny> OH SHIT

<Kitsune> IT ALSO STARTS PUKING EVERYWHERE

<ErikBunny> LMFAO

<aeron> hahahaha

<Kitsune> I am literally thinking WTF

<Kitsune> so I examine this deer

<Kitsune> and here's what I find

<Kitsune> NO EYES

<Kitsune> NO EARS

<Kitsune> and

<Kitsune> NO FEET

<aeron> omfg

<aeron> lol!

<ErikBunny> LMFAO

<Kitsune> apparently the dwarf wrestled its feet off

<Kitsune> so

<Kitsune> this dear is blind deaf and fucking slow

<Kitsune> but it wont die

<Kitsune> and its angry

<Kitsune> it just kept CHASING my dwarves

<Kitsune> PUKING AT THEM

<ErikBunny> IT HAS NO FEET

<Kitsune> :/

* ErikBunny is dying of laughter

<Kitsune> so wherever it went

<aeron> talk about having a shitty day

<Kitsune> layers of blood and vomit

<Kitsune> and it just would not die

<Kitsune> it finally went away

<Kitsune> and I sent out my woodcutters again

<Kitsune> and what do I see but "DWARF INTERRUPTED BY DEER"

<Kitsune> "BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGHVOMITINGEVERYWHEREOMIGAD"

<aeron> xD

<Kitsune> My dwarves didn't go outside again :/

<Kitsune> and that is my dwarf fortress story

<ErikBunny> post that on 64D

<ErikBunny> or I will

<Kitsune> lul I might have to

<ErikBunny> because i will then show it to absolute fucking everyone i know

<Kitsune> hahahahahaha

<Kitsune> I just get this mental image of DEMONIZED BAMBI

<Kitsune> spewing vomit EVERYWHERE

<Kitsune> like a FIRE HOSE