Alien Core Batman with Methamphetamine Spoons!

Posted by DesertFox on June 3, 2012, 8:30 p.m.

So I just finished playing Assassin's Creed (yes the first one, yes I just finished playing it now). After managing to avoid spoilers for several years, I have one thing to say:

Also, I just finished playing Portal 2. Also avoided spoilers. Wheatley I trusted you ;_; I found the 'Im different' turret. Poor Glados… Favorite part? Aristotle and the SMASHY SPIKE PLATE!. Least favorite part? The 'find the one white wall far away amidst the giant open grey spaces'. Seriously. Some rooms I spent longer trying to figure out which direction to go than I did solving the puzzle!

Aside from that, I have been watching Breaking Bad. All I can say is… …interesting…. The show's good. This reminds me, I also need to watch the last few seasons of Dexter. Last thing I remember, the serious black cop got killed and framed.

Other than that I was sick earlier, but now I feel smashing!

Also, I feel like batman.

Also also, I recently realized that I have gotten into the habit of triple-shot-espresso every morning at work. This is me on caffeine.

I have also realized that that much caffeine is addicting, and I'm trying to kick the habit. This is me not on caffeine.

Still batman.

I can't think of anything else to say at the moment, so I'll leave you with this:

Oh, and something about spoons. Well, screw that.

This blog is dedicated to the late JuurianChi. Context, Juurian! Context!

Comments

Haizen 12 years, 4 months ago

I watched breaking bad until the very end, and I can say I did not enjoy how it all played out. I would've liked to see more of the main characters get killed.

Charlie Carlo 12 years, 4 months ago

I refuse to play Assassin's Creed 2. Assassin's Creed stands perfectly well on it's own two feet; the sequels just seem extraneous to me. It was good though, albeit repetitive(The general opinion of my friends is that it's too repetitive, but what game isn't? They want, but they can't perceive.).

Also, did Juurian get permabanned? Or is it one of those, two-weeksll-learn-ya, wuss-bans?

I haven't been a member here long enough to know how it works.

DesertFox 12 years, 4 months ago

I hear assassin's creed 2 has much better gameplay in terms of mission setup - less repetative. I'll probably be playing that next week. Well, weekend. Employment!

Charlie Carlo 12 years, 4 months ago

I liked doing the same three things 12 or so times. It gave me time to get good at doing it. It was fun and every time it'd be a bit more challenging. If it ever got tedious, I'd break up the monotony by seeing how many guards I can kill with one life. Counterattack and the awesome tap-on-hit attacks were the only thing you needed. Another fun challenge is killing a Templar with the hidden blade without assassinating him.

My only gripe with the game is those pesky crazy people that push you into a crowd of guards.

DesertFox 12 years, 4 months ago

Oh god the crazy people. For 'Roberts' assassination in Jerusalem, doing the Informer Assasination challenge was such a pain in the ass. I successfully killed the five templars at least 15 times before I finally beat it, because every time BAM random crazy person knocks you over, which immediately alerts the guards.

Charlie Carlo 12 years, 4 months ago

Yeah they make it hard when you're trying to stealth kill every assassination target.

Snakeman 12 years, 4 months ago

I was almost about to throw down an accusation that Juurian hacked DF's account until I read that last sentence.