New Years Extravigifta! [Raffle]

Posted by DesertFox on Dec. 31, 2012, 11:37 a.m.

First off, dat madlib:

This is the tale of 64digits, how we as a community rose up against danger, and survived the blogapocalypse!

Once upon a vacuum, there was a group of crepuscular nerdy butt-jesters better known as 64digits! They liked to have fun snorting in the wet cake all day, posting guillotines and crapulence for everyone to see. Not a care was had in the whole shiny blargh, and everything was like a bastardly spaceman. Then, one day their website began to bastardize. Such an event was an shifty blow to 64digits, and it left them fucking in their cufflinks. How could 64digits recover from such a terrible rabbit? Why, colorfully, of course! And so it was squelched that 64digits would do nothing, and that is exactly what they did. Time discombobulated, and 64digits as a community began to transmit to aliens. A steady decline was seen, but nothing changed… not for a long time. Then, 42 years later, a champion was found, a scintillating pool noodle named [furry]! He swept through the ranks of axiomatic users, and slapped, "This will not do! We must drink the site!". Then, with a wave of his esophagus, he got to work. First, he blarghed through the cloud, upsetting people's workflow, mangling all of their napoleonic work. Then, cracking his left leg, he swam around the server. Oh, he fucked it good, over and over. Finally, saying 'SCREW THIS', he adjusted his speedo, and using his magical mahogany sadness, he turned the server off and on again, and that fixed everything.

What hath thou wrought?! SEE WHAT YOU DID! D:<

Secondly, Extravigifta. What does it mean? I am thinking of a number between 1 and 200, closest five people get something! One guess per person, you can change your guess by editing your comment. Draw happens New Years Day!

1) 20$ steam game

2) 15$ steam game

3) 10$ steam game

4) Something D:

5) Something else D:

If you don't want a steam game, we can figure something out.

Comments

colseed 11 years, 9 months ago

62

because i felt like counting all the likely-filled-in-words in that madlib

JuurianChi 11 years, 9 months ago

panzercretin 11 years, 9 months ago

107

marbs 11 years, 9 months ago

23

Snakeman 11 years, 9 months ago

111!

Also, I smiled when I saw my contribution of "speedo" within the madlib.

Unaligned 11 years, 9 months ago

150

nightswim 11 years, 9 months ago

hii I am new to 64digits and can't seem to download anyyyyy files… is this normal? :)

Ronnica 11 years, 9 months ago

45!

JuurianChi 11 years, 9 months ago

Welcome to 2013. The following are overplayed and out…

Zombies.

Emo vampires.

the Times-Picayune.

Kardashians.

Mayans.

Emo anything.

Joe Vitt.

Presidential candidates.

Apocalypses.

Steve Spagnuolo.

Inspirational phrases slapped on pictures of sunshine, kittehs, dogs and flowers.

That T-Mobile broad. If I want to see Liv Tyler on a motorcycle, I'll fucking well Google "Liv Tyler on a motorcycle".

Mayan Apocalypses.

SWAG

WRITTING ANYTHING IN ALL CAPS

NOLAdotcom

Eva unit-01 11 years, 9 months ago

All the least useful things.