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Posted by DevonX on Jan. 8, 2007, 7:26 p.m.

When kittens walk, garbage ppl esplode. After they esplod, stuff rains on children. Children are then scarred for life. These scarred children are very tall and have no penis. When they want to get layed, they suddenly have heart attacks and fall into black holes. If all of the children for some reason went thru the black hole at the same time, the universe would esplod. All that would be left would be a tiny lemon which contains the penis's of the children. Alright, chickens are bad…. mmmmmkay…. dont do crack, *cant see screen cuz a smoke* Well anyway, old men fuck cows and young squirrels cant fuck other stuff due to mini sized penin's. If ur wondering why this entry has the word penis in it so many times, i cant tell you why that is, but….. i know someone hoo knows some1 who ate a horse penis this one time. lol, pen island can be respaced as penis land.

k, everyone satisfied. k by.

Comments

Tasm 17 years, 11 months ago

I think I speak for everyone when I say…

WTF?!

DevonX 17 years, 11 months ago

k.

DevonX 17 years, 11 months ago

holy FUCK! i actually hit the submit button fer this! damn…. that crack isnt too good for ya.

DesertFox 17 years, 11 months ago

Don't let Kaz find out about that horse, he'll be jealous!

DFortun81 17 years, 11 months ago

Quote:
WTF?!
^What he said.

DevonX 17 years, 11 months ago

awww.. whyd i get tagged….

melee-master 17 years, 11 months ago

I also removed this blog from the front page because it was pointlessly inappropriate.

DevonX 17 years, 11 months ago

k………………..had to let it our somewhere.

Kenon 17 years, 11 months ago
DevonX 17 years, 8 months ago

Hehe.