Operation Flapjacks

Posted by Dr_Eechmen on Dec. 9, 2006, 9:35 p.m.

Ok, first of all, before you read this blog, let it be known that I'm bored.

Now, with that being said…

Ok, there was talk HERE of planning a break-in to 'tie Mark to a chair, extract his precious Game Maker source code from the microchip in his brain (Or his laptop, whichever is easiest), and create GameMakerX, with new features that are actually useful, such as those shaders GearGOD wants so bloody much, true compiling, etc.'

It has been decided that DFortun81 will bring the rope and gag, that gml_josea will get the tickets to the netherlands, and that GMmarine will rob a random bank to get money for the operation.

I have voulenteered to sit by and laugh at them while they get killed by Mark's army of noobs and evil robots that he keeps in his closet.

I might help if someone can get something better than a rope and a gag… I'm thinking along the lines of a couple of Panzers… or Bradleys… or B-2s… contact me if you have access to any of the above listed tools.

Comments

Requiem 18 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
I have voulenteered to sit by and laugh at them while they get killed by Mark's army of noobs and evil robots that he keeps in his closet.
Ah, well, they may horribly murder everyone else, but I have many super-secret-hyper-devestation-with-honey-and-death-flavored weapons. Including this:

<img src=http://see.msfc.nasa.gov/sparkman/Images/Deep%20Impact.gif>

Kenon 18 years, 1 month ago

ONe problem with your part.

THe army of n00bs will complain that they can't get their gun to work, and they'll want someone else to shoot the people, then they want all the credit.

The Robots have a simple "move towards_point(instance_nearest(64digitsmember).x,instance_nearest(64digitsmember).y,1) "Code…. Just hide behind a building or something.

blueBX 18 years, 1 month ago

Well all I have is this:

Dr_Eechmen 18 years, 1 month ago

Ah, yes, but I happen to have a few tricks up my sleeves too… here's one of them…

Beat THAT!

Arcalyth 18 years, 1 month ago

Oh yeah? Beat this. Noobs will fall to their knees.

Warning, mature content

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

I own you all

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

lmfao, nice try, but…

step1: Create a fully functional website for a fake organization, including an article in Wikipedia and anything else, of "Annual Awards of Recognized Programming for University Professors"

step2:"nominate" him

step3: pay for his ticket to come

step4: Have somebody who stands waiting for him with his name, kinda like a movie

step5: Use sk8m8trix's horrible n00b powers to knock him cold

step6: We torture him by dangling pictures of your mom in front of him

step7: extract the GM power

Graydon 18 years, 1 month ago

step8: get Mr. Pacmans communists to kill his newb army

Bryan 18 years, 1 month ago

Rob 18 years, 1 month ago

XD