Man, does my school suck!

Why?

Why?!

Why!!??!?

I'll tell u why… Let's go one thing at a time…

Architecture:

Among some of the most diabolical designed buildings in the world is my school. It kinda looks more lake a model of world war III then like a school. Starway usually leads to another floor, but theese especially designed ones lead straight to death! Guess u could call them "stairway to heaven"… For matters of safety, responsible students usually spill coke on the stairs, so they would be sticky, instead of slippery, thus greatly increasing our chances of survival. Our toilet is a special story. When u first enter it you will find that the floor is all wet, cause you're walking through the contains of someones bladder.

The hallway is -yet again- a story for it's self. In stead of marking classroom doors with increasing numbers, they are marked randomly. Then those (almost invisible, btw) cards with numbers fall off, and some kids carve wrong numbers on the doors, thus creating global confusion and pacman-like behaveiour of students, and teachers.

Teachers :

What ever happens, teacher is always right. In case you heard a teacher say something wrong, you heard it wrong. If you ask a question and get a wrong answer, it turns out that it's not the teacher's answer that's wrong - you'r question is wrong.

Seems kinda like a sect, doesn't it?

Here's my drawing (in flash 8), to further explain u the situation…

Anyway, soon (tomorrow, prehaps) there'll be more on my school.

Sorry if I made some spelling misstakes…

Thank's for reading :D