UnVirused... and uneverythinged

Posted by Eternal on Aug. 15, 2006, 6:25 p.m.

Okay, as you may or may not have noticed, I did not do that whole 'blog content' thing on this or my previous blog. Frankly I don't give a fuck.

Now, here's what happened:

I come back from a night out with some friends. A million fucking popups all over the computer. "Shit." Now, I go over, and, guess what? 3 new icons for playing poker online on my desktop, 20 different ads, something claiming to be Windows Defender (Which I didn't have installed), 3 things called "RunDLL32" running, and 2 things called "Project1" running. "Fuck." Now, I open task manager. Now, I usually have about 48 processes running, give or take 5. Now, guess how many were running? <b>96</b> "FUCK!" So, I wrote them all down, and the list is sitting in front of me, that normally aren't running.

vmeyitd.exe

terminals.exe

netmon.exe

omowa.exe

vstskmgr.exe

netsh.exe

command.exe

rundll32.exe

omowm.exe

scvs/exe

winstall.exe

ibm00001.exe

zqskw.exe

Update.exe

ms04803565-663.exe

SYSC00.exe

whSurvery.exe

RFManager (Which I nicknamed "Really Faggoted Manager")

v1201.exe

vmeyitdA.exe

wfxghv.exe

evveix.exe

dfndrff_9.exe

win320865-6638035.edxe

optimize.exe

Sys033803565-66,exe

thiselt.exe

pop06ap2.exe

juched.exe

MSASCui.exe

System.exe

Now, you are gonna say "That doesn't make 96, dumbass." Many of them were running multiple times, with RunDLL32 running <b>8</b> times.

Now, all but a few could easily be ended. So, I ran adware away, Norton (Which said my computer was PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE, which is why I dislike Norton, chiken.), spybot, and Hijack this. Got rid of alot. So, I open up Windows Explorer. I go to program files. 64 new files. I can't delete them. Turns out they had "Read-Only" checked. So, I unchecked and deleted that shit. I go into the windows directory. Here's something that pissed me off: More than 100 new files. I delete about 90 of them, maybe. I deleted more. They respawned. They were all set up Polygonally. They were all respawning each other, in sort of a circle, so I couldn't delete any of them. Then, it freezes. I restart, and everything is fucked. No more Task Manager, no more Start Bar, no EXE's work, they just completely fucked it up the ass. So, I finally got my hands on a new copy of windows, and I just installed it. The problem: The Product Key doesn't work. So, I've got 30 days to figure out what the fuck to do. Whatever though.

So, I am back, I guess. I am reinstalling GM right now, I already redid firefox. My roomate is never touching this again. Ever. But yeah. Mageknight or Marbs, if you have a copy of Alyssa Valentine Demo 4, can I get it? I am going to Enginafy it. By that I mean, change many numbers to variables, repeated code to scripts, basically just make it easier for us developers.

So, yeah. I am happy my computer is back, but something is up. I don't see any borders on this site… It's pissing me off. Probably my computer though.

So yeah, congrats on ChiggerFruit for becoming a mod.

Fuck the Project1 Btiches,

–Eternal.

Comments

Cesar 18 years, 4 months ago

and we're nearing post 23

Eternal 18 years, 4 months ago

Seriously. I dont know what you can get rid of. Right now I have 23 processes.

Cesar 18 years, 4 months ago

23 comes out again… and again, since this is post 23…

i have NO IDEA how I got rid of tons of viruses that ended up like your computer, but the second time, i wiped the hard drive completely…

Eternal 18 years, 4 months ago

Yeah, I've had viruses really bad before, like Winfixer, but never too that point. Winfixer took 40 hours of work, and professional help to get rid of. I know you don't want the story of that too, but here's what happened: A bunch of shit started popping up on my computer out of nowhere. Once again, when my roomate was on. He goes "what the hell?" then gets me. I viruscan with mcaffee and norton, they return nothing. Damnnation. I go through my computer, end up deleting about 50 files. I go into my documents, gay porn pops up everywhere. 'Goddammit, Justin, what have you been doing?' I delete another 20 files about, but nothing is changing, This winfixer shit keeps popping up. I run Internet Explorer, the address bar is gone. Every link leads to Winfixer. What the fuck? This is before I had firefox. Yes, that long ago. So, I bought spybot and adware away. Got rid of about 40 files using them. It's still mostly there. The gay porn shit and about:blank shit is gone though. But, winfixer is still fucking there. So, I have a friend who, as a side job, does virus removal. He installs Hijack this, and firefox. He tought me how to use Hijack this, and he ended up removing everything, except a couple of dlls, that couldn't run anyway without an application. He didn't charge me, which was <i>exetremely</i> kind, since he normally charges $50 an hour. But, anyways, I didn't do much too my roomate, figuring 'Hey, he was just looking at porn, he didn't know. He's stupid.'. Little did I know this shit would happen again.