N00b list

Posted by Eternal on Aug. 29, 2006, 10:45 a.m.

I am starting a n00b list. You will be suprised who is on it. Everyone who is on it I will post at least 1 example of how they have been a n00b recently.

The n00b list will appear on the front page once a week. Yes, I know, on the front page. Doesn't happen to me often.

Here are the factors:

–Spelling and grammar. You spell like a n00b, you are a n00b. Now, I won't be picky on this, but if all ur blogz r spelld liek tihs, then I will call you on it.

–Making a horrible flame. If you attempt to pwn someone, do it good. Point taken.

–Being a dumbass. If you are a dumbass and do something, well, n00bish, I will call you on it.

–Spamming. Spamming is for n00bs. Often times it's a joke, but it's a n00bish joke. I will call you on it.

–Still having a Desertfox avatar, and not being Desertfox.

–Calling an Avatar and "avy", or an "avvy". It's retarded.

–Being Chiken. Nah, I'm just kidding. That guys cool.

–Flaming people you don't know. Like, if you see someone crack a Chiken joke, but have no idea who Chiken is, don't make one.

–People not being able to take jokes. If people make a joke about you, it's a sign that you are accepted here.

–Copying other people. If you copy someone, and you aren't just poking fun at them, that's not cool. Nobody likes a copycat.

–Making a n00b list. Just kidding.

–Overuse of "jk" or "lol". Lol is fine, just not used too much. If it helps any, "XD", in my opinion, pretty much says "Lol, jk." So, use that more. or "haha", and just fucking spell out "JUST KIDDING"! It's not that hard, or long.

–PMing me complaining that you are on the n00b list. If you are on the n00b list, don't complain. Just fix what you did wrong.

Okay, so now you know what not to do.

Now, I am doing this to make the community better. I know people will go "How? Flaming people? That won't make things better!" But, this would be like that idea of a "Hall of Shame" over at the GMC. If people see this, and are embarrassed, they might just fix it. That brings me to my next section:

Repeat offenders / Level N N00bs:

If you are on the list for multiple reasons, such as bad spelling in blogs, and making a horrible flame, then you become a level 2 n00b. On the list, it will say your level in bold next to your screename. Here is an example of how it will look:

<b>Level</b> Screenname: <i>examples</i>

Now, the level is the amount of n00bish things you did. If you spelled bad in all of your blogs, and you had 5, you are still a level 1. It is differerent things, if that makes sense. Now, the examples will be links to examples of what you did, and the text of the link will be the description. For example, it could say "Bad spelling in blog," and then it will link to one of your blogs. Now, if I find 5 examples of this, there will be five different links saying that.

Repeat offenders. Now, if you were on the list for making a bad flame last week, and you make another this week, your name will be in a bigger size, and next to your screename it will say the number of weeks you have been up in parentheses. I will have more info on this later.

So, any questions?

Comments

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 3 months ago

I actually have the web's official guide on identifing a n00b. I'll send it to you if you like. =)

ZOMG UR ALL A@HOLS!!11!LOLJK

EYE NOW LEET! ZOMG haxx!!1111!!

Shork 18 years, 3 months ago

I wonder how quickly I will be put on this list… I'm thinking 3-5 minutes.

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

flashback would be on it too, then…

Eternal 18 years, 3 months ago

If you read the comments, you would see that Flashback is an exception. N00b.

Shork, I'm not sure.

Dabridge, I told you what my definition of a n00b is. I may just put you on there for being a dumbass.

Stained Glass: In about a week.

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 3 months ago

CIRIBOT YOU

Eternal 18 years, 3 months ago

I said I might. Don't be a dumbass.

Firebird 18 years, 3 months ago

Shock horror, Dabridge. You're considered a noob.

Eternal 18 years, 3 months ago

XD