meh

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:18:06 pm >>>

and the randomness is now sucked out of the battle field 2 see a midget dieing as it bleeds from the ankles

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:16:44 pm >>>

idk anymore…

I've run out of randomness

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:16:06 pm >>>

there is a high pitched shreik in the distance and some random peson is sewed for being bitten by the blue eyes white dragon earlier

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:14:36 pm >>>

a dark fog surrounds the seemingly endless battlefield, some heavy metal rock music can be heard playing in the background and some mystical shading effects make everyone look awesome

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:13:36 pm >>>

the aritor is mystcall summoned, the lawyers apper again mysteriously

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:12:35 pm >>>

masterchief is absorbed by the ball, sam is hit again.

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:11:46 pm >>>

all attacks by mastercheif are diverted to n00bs first… sam is hit again

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:10:15 pm >>>

katamari damacy obsorbs all attacks and gains 3000 attack points.

whenever the ball obsorbs an attack all n00bs receive 300 damage. Sam is hit

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:08:48 pm >>>

and i summon xbox and gamecube

game cube inserts mario party 4

xbox inserts halo 2

mastercheif attacks

mario attaccks

mario must be sacrificed the turn he attacks

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:06:31 pm >>>

I summon ps2, whenever ps2 is summoned it crashes and restarts the entire battlefield.

your lawers are all gone now

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:05:49 pm >>>

i put a crown of fury on my jumpity lawyers and attack you with lou kang

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:04:59 pm >>>

I sacrifice blue eyes white dragon to summon squirtle in attack mode, I then equip him with Masamune and have him attack you with the light of uberness

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:04:02 pm >>>

i use my powerrs of jumpity lawyers and sent a massive lawsuit your way

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:02:58 pm >>>

blue eyes white dragon eats you in a way thats not referencing to yugioh in any way.

he then p00ps out the pig, which will be later used to grow farms and vegemebables

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:01:58 pm >>>

i attack with savage pig… oh crap thats me

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 12:01:20 pm >>>

I summon blue eyes white dragon in defence mode, and to end my turn I place two cards down.

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 12:00:20 pm >>>

i duck and dodge and use the powerr of inhabition to inhabit a pig

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:58:59 am >>>

a lil bit egotistical eh?

no matter, I throw your teeth at you.

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:58:23 am >>>

i use potion of full ego to raise my ego by 50 points

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:57:15 am >>>

I use 'assault of the lawyers' to badly damage you ego for copying One Piece.

dales ego-3

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:56:30 am >>>

lucky i bit a shark earlyer and gained the powers of teeth regerowth

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:55:15 am >>>

I use my powered up left arm to rip off your teeth and use them to attack you.

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:54:42 am >>>

i absorbed your powers of midgetness and bite you in the shin

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:53:19 am >>>

I back off, also using '1000 lonely nights' to increase the strength in my left arm.

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:51:49 am >>>

i fall over in pain and bite your ankles you take 20 points of damage… so do i

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:50:33 am >>>

no ways!

I use soul fusion to inhabit the body of a transvestite lesbian midget

my uberness+15.

Oh and I attack with groun headbutt

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:49:29 am >>>

oh and also i drank your last drop of blood was sucked so your beyond a transfusion

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:47:11 am >>>

blood fusion lets me recover from that attack, aswell as doubling my blood points

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:45:48 am >>>

it cant effect the sucking of you blood that results in me moving double speed

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:44:44 am >>>

it effects of sub-types

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:44:19 am >>>

no it cant effect vamiric goths now can it?

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:43:29 am >>>

ah yes, but I play call of the emo, which stops all your actions for one turn

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:43:06 am >>>

well at lest im 13373r th4n u

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:42:15 am >>>

thats not usefull unless the opponent has at most half your uberness stat

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:41:39 am >>>

ohhh no i just found a potion of level 50ness

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:40:17 am >>>

ah yes, my hygiene stat now has +3

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:39:47 am >>>

not with my potion of antipoison&poo

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:38:48 am >>>

the porcupines poison also does damage every turn.

my giant ornmental toothbrush cancels out your p00

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:37:09 am >>>

owww i take a half point damage, i stab u with my leet p00p-r4y

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:35:29 am >>>

but jou does, okay now, I use my uber-l33t porcupine to stab you

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:34:49 am >>>

well im not jou so i dont take any damage

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:33:49 am >>>

not unless you have anti-l33t enabled, which also does 3 damange to jou!

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:32:43 am >>>

itz pronounced II008

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:31:29 am >>>

oh noes, that word opened the fountain gate to imaginable n00bitality, we are all doomed

>>> Ya Mum 18/10/2006 11:30:52 am >>>

blargh

>>> Evilish 18/10/2006 11:30:01 am >>>

help me obi wan kenobi, your my only hope

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:43:13 pm >>>

sounds fun

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:42:19 pm >>>

ASCII orgasm aswell

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:42:05 pm >>>

binary gasm

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:41:23 pm >>>

01001010gasm

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:40:59 pm >>>

II008gasm

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:40:13 pm >>>

n00btacularmagasm

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:39:50 pm >>>

ok

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:32:58 pm >>>

that'll be a plugin feature

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:28:29 pm >>>

does it say honk

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:27:43 pm >>>

I'm gonna write a b00k about the adventure of the 1000yr mummified hamster demon vampire midget

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:26:29 pm >>>

honk

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:25:34 pm >>>

blargh's my word

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:25:22 pm >>>

blarghenhiven

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:24:31 pm >>>

whats that mean?

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:15:55 pm >>>

enhiven

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:14:29 pm >>>

n00b

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:11:00 pm >>>

blargh

>>> Evilish 17/10/2006 12:10:16 pm >>>

omg loner

>>> Ya Mum 17/10/2006 12:05:26 pm >>>

hi