So I decided to extend my spring break by two days and skip Thursday and Friday. I just didn't feel like going, but it's very ironic where I got the idea.

So my mom leaves for two weeks a time every so often. She goes out to sea for reasons that have to do with her work. She makes extra money while out to sea and I get to spend time without her. It's a win-win situation. Anyway, during this time, I usually get a ride with my friend to school. I never even thought of skipping school during that time. Until the ironic thing happened.

I was at my therapist's, and he and my mom were talking. My mom was telling him how she leaves me alone for two weeks at a time, and she was complaining that I always fall behind in homework and do badly at school while she is out to see. My therapist says "Well, at least he doesn't skip school the whole time."

Inside my head, I had a thought that resembled "!!!"

So I decided to skip these two days of school. Thanks to my therapist. Talk about ironic. Most of my friends are jealous of me skipping school like this. But hey, if I had a girlfriend at school, I wouldn't dream of skipping. But sadly I don't. So no sex for me D=.

Worried that the picture of his penis that his ex girlfriend has will find its way into the wrong hands,

-Tarvish "Pink "Halibutski" Freud" Trekdud