Like, seriously, Ronnica is the best person I've ever met. If it weren't for her, my life would end here and now. I LOVE Ronnica! I love her so much, in fact, that I've named my new game entirely unrelated to her name. It's called… RONNICA (aRe yOu oN NIce Crack cocAine?)

I <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 YOU RONNICA.

Ronnica, I've written a poem in your dedication… It goes…

Quote:

Come hither, O Ronnica, my love;
And through me thou shalt observe true love;
As sure as the sun sets;
As sure as the tide rises;
I shalt have you one day;
The final day during which you will love me;
Before the final setting of thine sun;
Which I shall keep up just for you;
Love;
Oh Ronnica;
Thou hath my love. I shalt loveth you forever.
Until the end of my days;
And beyond;
Into the abyss of death;
Or heaven; if it shalt cometh indeed;
We shall be joined in heaven;
Under the eyes of God, we shall love;
Ronnica;
Ronnica;
My love.

I love you more than life. You are the only one who keeps me from ending it this very instant. If you did not exist; I shall have ended it already.

I have made this drawing in your dedication:

I really hope you like it, I don't think I could bear the thought of you not liking it, oh Ronnica, my love.

Please know that I love you, and I would never do anything to hurt you. I love you, I made this music video with you in my heart at the time. I hope you love it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

Please forgive me if this frightens you… Oh Ronnica, my love.

Forever unfaithfully belonging to Ronnica,
Winston "Halibutski" Smith

Cesar 16 years, 6 months ago

Your sarcasm makes you win

TWO INTERENTS

Rez 16 years, 6 months ago

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DESERT LANDFORM KIDDIES?

DRY HUMPS

Ronnica 16 years, 6 months ago

LMAO I LOVE EARTHBOUND! XD

firestormx 16 years, 6 months ago

Even I have more of a life than you.

Apparently more than Ronnica as well, as I never got past the opening sequence of Earthbound, due to the graphics. Yes, I was a snobby graphical pretty boy in the SNES era.