Like, seriously, Ronnica is the best person I've ever met. If it weren't for her, my life would end here and now. I LOVE Ronnica! I love her so much, in fact, that I've named my new game entirely unrelated to her name. It's called… RONNICA (aRe yOu oN NIce Crack cocAine?)

I <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 YOU RONNICA.

Ronnica, I've written a poem in your dedication… It goes…

Quote:

Come hither, O Ronnica, my love;
And through me thou shalt observe true love;
As sure as the sun sets;
As sure as the tide rises;
I shalt have you one day;
The final day during which you will love me;
Before the final setting of thine sun;
Which I shall keep up just for you;
Love;
Oh Ronnica;
Thou hath my love. I shalt loveth you forever.
Until the end of my days;
And beyond;
Into the abyss of death;
Or heaven; if it shalt cometh indeed;
We shall be joined in heaven;
Under the eyes of God, we shall love;
Ronnica;
Ronnica;
My love.

I love you more than life. You are the only one who keeps me from ending it this very instant. If you did not exist; I shall have ended it already.

I have made this drawing in your dedication:

I really hope you like it, I don't think I could bear the thought of you not liking it, oh Ronnica, my love.

Please know that I love you, and I would never do anything to hurt you. I love you, I made this music video with you in my heart at the time. I hope you love it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

Please forgive me if this frightens you… Oh Ronnica, my love.

Forever unfaithfully belonging to Ronnica,
Winston "Halibutski" Smith

Cesar 16 years, 11 months ago

Your sarcasm makes you win

TWO INTERENTS

Rez 16 years, 11 months ago

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DESERT LANDFORM KIDDIES?

DRY HUMPS

Ronnica 16 years, 11 months ago

LMAO I LOVE EARTHBOUND! XD

firestormx 16 years, 11 months ago

Even I have more of a life than you.

Apparently more than Ronnica as well, as I never got past the opening sequence of Earthbound, due to the graphics. Yes, I was a snobby graphical pretty boy in the SNES era.