Fireworks (Scientific name unknown) are a species of bird that is relatively uncommon, and extremely dangerous. Fireworks are best known for their strange mating rituals that include flying way into the air and exploding into beautiful brightly colored sparks. While most people really like these sparks, the noise they put off bugs others to no end. One very interesting feature of fireworks is their mating times, the biggest of these times is late December to early January and early July.

There are an unknown amount of different species of Fireworks. Fireworks are known to start fires, and are therefore illegal in some states. Strangely these strange birds tend to follow laws. These birds are often domesticated and exploited due to their incredible mating ritual. Fireworks find arousal in a burning string hanging out of their anus, thus making it easier to exploit their mating ritual.

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