1) Tell a noob something smart.

2) Tell a smart something noob.

3) Interrupt ChIkEn while he is making a game asking for a dll.

4) Post a one-lined blog.

5) Post a one-hundred-lined blog.

6) Start a fight.

7) Question a mods ability to enforce the rules.

8) Be like ChIkEn.

9) Ask really dumbly noobish questions.

10) Mention Drink Tea or Die in a positive way.

11) Mention Drink Tea or Die in a negative way.

12) Ask for your own badge.

13) Ask for somebody else's badge.

14) Brag about how much IE pwns.

15) Brag about how much FF pwns.

16) Brag about how much IE and FF and Opera owns.

17) Use the user tag.

18) Overuse the user tag.

19) Mention the user tag.

20) Go on and on about the user tag.

21) Bug blog readers with the user tag.

22) Smash a bottle over somebody's head.

23) Make that somebody read the user tag.

24) Then smash that somebody over the head again.

25) Overuse whispers. 26) Support the GMC.

27) Say that gml_josea does not pwn.

28) Generally insult cool people.

29) Write dumb blogs like this.

30) Mention the Halibadge.

31) Hack 64D

32) Piss off ChIkEn.

33) Piss off Halibutski.

34) Piss off Melee.

35) Piss off JakeX.

36) Piss off ludamad.

37) Piss off… never mind…

38) Spam.

39) Spam like ChIkEn.

40) …

Okay, this is getting tiring. I Now ask the community to finish my list.