In true 64D tradition, the final part of this epic saga shall be presented in the "Today was a [something] day" format. BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

Any spelling, grammatical, or stylistic errors made from this point onwards are purposeful, and done for effect.

A-hem. Ack. Eergh. *coughs and splutters*

Once upon a tiem, there wuz a MISTEROWS PROTAGONYST, our hero. He wuz gunna be ENSLAVD by the winner of THE BIGG RACE. Then the race happened.

Skata and dirtbiker wuz there, and skata sez "ALL UR BASE R BLONG 2 MEH". Then dirtbiker sez "NO U". Then the race happened moar. "BEGIN UR MOVINGS" sez aeroplane-shaped golden-coloured man-thing. "K" sez skata N dirtbiker.

Skata pushed himself on CHEESEBORD, and dirtbiker sez "MUSH BIAKE". Our hero dun want neither of them 2 win, so he tri sabotag them. He took a GENERIC POWER TOOL out of his UMBRELLA, and he brokeded da bika's bike wen da biker stopped 4 a pitstop. "ONOEZ" sez bika, and he wuz sad.

"OYEZ" sez skata, and he pwnt the race. "ONOEZ" sez hero, and skata makes hero his slave.

Then everyone died. The end.

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Uurgh, I never thought I'd do that, and I'll never do it again, that's for sure. I wouldn't have done it if this had turned out to be a better story, but it didn't, so meh. At least I can say that I finished it.

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