I got my wisdom teeth pulled

Posted by Ferret on June 29, 2010, 12:20 a.m.

last Friday, and it pretty much went like this. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla I'm screwing with the front page…

One moment they were shoving tubes onto my face and injecting something into my arm and the next moment I'm super tired and very dizzy while some lady is next to me asking how I feel. I think I said something along the lines of "Blaurgaflarg." I begin to feel more and more dizzy and my stomach begins to feel like it's full of butterflies except all of the butterflies are throwing up. Then they pull out a wheelchair and instantly I know they are going to have to move me to that damn chair. I hated the idea of simply moving but I knew I had to anyways so I sit down on the wheel chair and she begins to move me down the hall. When I'm wheeled out I realize that we went through the backdoor and for some very strange reason there were a bunch of people sitting and talking around a bunch of tables like it was a restaurant or something; although none of them appeared to be eating. Then I was pulled next to my mothers car and I swear, I haven't felt so much hatred against doing something since I was ten years old, but I really did not want to get into my mom's car. I really didn't want to, I think I bent over and put my face in my hands and the lady that wheeled me out said "Aw don't cry." The entire ride home I felt like I was going to barf but I don't think I did simply because of the lack of food I had all day (can't eat after midnight the night before surgery). I than laid on my bed and I can't remember if this ice pack wrapped around my face was from the dentist office or from my house, but it was pushing against my cheeks. My mother then told me she was going to give me pain killers but I had to eat something first. And so I did. I ate eggs, took pills, and then barfed them. I had tea bags (be mature please) stuffed into my mouth to absorb the blood spewing from my gums and they tasted horrid. Repeatedly my mom and sister tried to feed me but didn't get the fact that it made me throw up which summed up to 3 times. If anyone has thrown up nothing before you know how much it sucks. So that entire day was just headache, stomachache, throwing up, and swelling pain in my mouth. The next day, was only headache, stomachache, and swelling pain in my mouth, and the day after was headache, swelling pain in my mouth, and game maker. Today I went to school with my cheeks somewhat swelling. Apparently I had a bad reaction to anesthesia.12119

Comments

Kaz 14 years, 4 months ago

DUDE FUCK YOU IM GETTING THIS DONE IN 2 WEEKS FUCK IM GONNA THROW UP NOW

HOW MANY DID YOU GET OUT

Avenger 14 years, 4 months ago

Yeah, having wisdom teeth pulled is a painful business. One of my older brothers had his pulled, mine have yet to come, and my oldest brother was lucky enough to not have his pulled.

Ferret 14 years, 4 months ago

All four. I never want to do it again. Ever.

melee-master 14 years, 4 months ago

lol Kaz

Kaz 14 years, 4 months ago

WELL GOOD NEWS!

Did they say it was better to get all 4 out at once? I need my top 2 out, but they aren't as necessary as my bottom 2. My bottoms are growing into my jawbone, nearly hitting the nerve that controls all my facial muscles.

OBELISK 14 years, 4 months ago

TALL O WEXT

Also, your front page thing was brilliant. Had me thrown off-guard for a second.

KaBob799 14 years, 4 months ago

I didn't have any problems when I got mine out. No sickness, no pain at all and it healed extra quick. Horror stories like these had me all worried. I got 3 out, I never had a 4th.

Toast 14 years, 4 months ago

Whenever someone graphically explains having their teeth pulled out it feels like mine are being yanked out for days. I mean I watched Oldboy where he pulls the guys teeth out and it lasted for 2 months. Thanks for that..

Toast 14 years, 4 months ago

Besides the teeth pulling its pretty much my favourite movie to date.

factnfiction101 14 years, 4 months ago

I have two wisdom teeth left, the bottom two have been pulled.