Bashing is wrong, let us be accepting of the nonsensical

This foot spa represents my desire to rub your feet

This might make me sound like I hate America, and sit on my throne in my igloo, judging it or something, but this blog points out a lot of things that irritate me.

I've always thought this as well. I kind of thought it jokingly until I visited the US, and stayed in a hotel and watched TV, and listened to the radio, and so on and so forth. As someone looking at it from the outside, it seems so ridiculous.

Correction: It has a massive military, with shit loads of technology, a blank cheque, and lots of careless mercenaries to suppliment them.

Many other nations have a military that is better trained. But don't get me started on the US Military. Half the problem seems to be that you take teenagers right out of highschool, keep them out of the real world, give them advanecd weaponry, teach them that they are the best, that whatever their country does is the right thing, fill them with hate and propoganda for their enemy, and then unleash them. When you have the biggest stick, the enemy is dehumanized, you are superiorized, and you can do no wrong in the name of your country, what do you think will happen?

This is a lie. They ONLY mind their own business. By this, I mean if what someone else is doing will effect them, they'll jump right in there. If not, they'll stay out of it, and even worse, because of their "obligations" to the UN and NATO, they sometimes stop anyone from helping. If NATO gets involved, they might have to get involved, and that would be awful, so let's make sure NO ONE gets involved.

America has a "boiling pot" culture. Most liberal Americans say that with pride, but the rest of the world kind of looks at it mockingly. People from other cultures go into America, and are sort of "forced" to behave like an American (thus they melt into the American culture, losing their own culture).

"You're in 'muricka now, whatchu doin' with that silly turban, ya moslum?"

Hahaha, yes! A conspiracy against both them PERSONALLY, and everything they like. "this is an attack on freedom". "the american worker will not stand for this". "my children is being made a dummy if this bill is made come true!"

Everyone should have freedom, or everyone should have American freedom? The concept of freedom, versus the freedom that American society provides are quite different.

If you want freedom, go to, like Botswana or something. Live in the bush, and rape, murder, and pillage all you want. (All my African knowledge is a few years old, so I don't know who's been overthrown by what, and what countries are the hotspots for this sort of thing anymore. No one talks about this sort of thing anywhere, so I can only get this information from research)

Also, Americans talking about freedom is a pretty big pet peeve of mine. Everything is an attack on their freedom, and they must constantly defend their freedom. I find it horrible that people are constantly saying that troops are out "fighting for America's freedom". America has it's fucking freedom, and it doesn't need defending at the moment. Attacking America is basically like attacking North America, since it is surrounded by allies. Plus there's the whole problem of getting TO America across the ocean, and then trying to move an army all the way across such a huge land mass. No one will attack America.

Canada isn't off fighting for Canada's freedom, and everyone knows it. It's fighting for other peoples' freedom and rights - usually by taking away power from other people through force. For example, the "join the military" ads are totally different. Canadian ads are all about the "boring" stuff. Peacekeeping stuff. Aiding civilians after a natural disaster, guarding and protecting civilian camps, patrolling waters, etc. There's nothing about "serving your country", "fighting for freedom", and so on. Our biggest threats are the Russians and the Americans. wtf is Russia going to do with more land, and America remembers all the other times it tried to invade Canada. Actually, I find Americans don't remember how badly their attacks into Canada backfire, but whatever.

Anyway, yeah. Freedom is an abstract term that Americans seem to mindlessly associate with anything they can, regardless of if it makes sense.

I don't think that's how the US military operates anymore. I think many people in there genuinely believe that they fight for the freedom of other nations and to protect its civilian population and provide them with all the rights and services they need…

And that's even more scary.

You know one good thing about the military?

They make you cut your hair when you join.

Juurian starts fantasizing about all of the beautiful short haired women.

Then I suddenly get disappointed.