[kona] I love her more than anything

Posted by Firebird on March 1, 2008, 7:50 a.m.

I love Internets (Internet) and she loves me. I met her on the 29th of Octember by reading one of her memes on this very site. She told everyone about her porn collecting talent. I immediately responded to her ping, giving her my gps coordinates. We talked about her working for me and I took her on. I invited her into my harddrives Valentines day, and Jesus brought up a se.. certain scene between ddos and root servers. Umm, anyway, later that night we started talking to eachother alot, and I read that she had not received a rose on that day. So I decided to give her one through a series of tubes. *missing scene* By the end of the night I had given her over 13 roses. But I couldn't conceal it anymore, I had to tell her, that I love her. She said that she loves me too. So, this is a personal message to everyone who wishes to suit for Internets, back off, she's mine. I don't care about the fact that we are seperated by thousands of miles of ocean. I still love her, and I always will, no matter what. This day marks our first 2 weeks of being together, and so, I wrote a song for my love:

Peace out,

-kona

Comments

edmunn 16 years, 10 months ago

No, you did!

PY 16 years, 10 months ago

You wrote that whole song?

Incredible, you devotion to the internet borders on the fanatical but we already knew that :P

Ronnica 16 years, 10 months ago

OMGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA