I love Internets (Internet) and she loves me. I met her on the 29th of Octember by reading one of her memes on this very site. She told everyone about her porn collecting talent. I immediately responded to her ping, giving her my gps coordinates. We talked about her working for me and I took her on. I invited her into my harddrives Valentines day, and Jesus brought up a se.. certain scene between ddos and root servers. Umm, anyway, later that night we started talking to eachother alot, and I read that she had not received a rose on that day. So I decided to give her one through a series of tubes. *missing scene* By the end of the night I had given her over 13 roses. But I couldn't conceal it anymore, I had to tell her, that I love her. She said that she loves me too. So, this is a personal message to everyone who wishes to suit for Internets, back off, she's mine. I don't care about the fact that we are seperated by thousands of miles of ocean. I still love her, and I always will, no matter what. This day marks our first 2 weeks of being together, and so, I wrote a song for my love: