But thats only in Soviet Russia ;).

I think Wikipedia is getting huge. I mean, it's great for information and stuff, but look at its size!

SEE? Me and a few other people were just having a stroll around space in the millenium falcon, when we encountered a small moon! BUT IT WASN'T A SMALL MOON on closer observations. It was a space station built by the wikipire. Then we were attacked by WIKI Fighters! We managed to take a picture of one -

It seems the evil wikipire wants to destroy us. What will happen next? Well, we were taken hostage. Here is some transcript:

Chewie: RAAH RAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAAH (We get talk page)!

Han solo: Main page down load

Unknown figure: Good evening gentlemen. All your article are belong to us. Ha ha ha ha ha. They are on the way to editing!

Han solo: What you say!

Unknown figure: You have no chance to protect your page.

Han solo: Take off every Jedi! You know what you are doing.

Then the Jedis flew off in little space ships and we have yet to hear from them. More on that later.

One of the Jedis said that Wikipedia was '10 million nerds doing your homework'. Go figure.

Getting broadband is drawing ever closer!

Keep leet!