I can't think of anything to blog about so heres some really funny jokes:

1) The curious Indian

With a puzzled look on his face, an Indian boy asked, "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm??"

She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my older sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."

Mother Indian paused and asked her son,

"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

2) The titanic virus

…Your whole computer goes down.

3) How easter eggs are made

4) She was so blonde that…

..she tripped over a cordless phone

..she sold the car for gas money

..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said - concentrate.

5) A fat woman walks into a restaurant and askes for 20 scoops of ice cream with chocolate, strawberry and raspberry sauce. Topped with whipped cream 10 inches high. The waiter asks her "would you like a cherry on top of that" the woman then says "no thank you, i'm on a diet"

I hope you found those as funny as i did when i first read them.