PS3 stinks

Posted by FredFredrickson on Aug. 14, 2006, 11:47 p.m.

Continuing my questionable tradition of turning posts I’ve made on individual people’s blogs into full-blown essays, I will now write about why I think the PS3 is going to stink. Judging from the things I’ve seen said around here, 64 Digits seems to be a relatively safe place to post anti-PS3 propaganda… but you never know when or where a PS3 fanboy might pop up. Anyway, let’s get on with this!

Anyone who followed this year’s E3 show knows why the PS3 is going to stink. Sony’s lost it’s momentum. They’ve taken their eyes off of what people want to see in a gaming system, and are trying instead to show them what they want. If this year pans out the same way things are currently moving, we’re going to see Sony move from first place to possibly third in the next-gen game market.

So how did we arrive at this point? How did Sony shoot themselves in the foot? It’s simple: the PS3 is a deeply flawed product. The price tag, the functionality, and the hardware are all examples of what not to do when you create the successor to one of the most popular products in the industry.

The most obvious and reverberating flaw with the PS3 is the price tag. The console is being released in two flavors, clocking in at $500 and $600 respectively. Ridiculous is an understatement. For those of you who think this seems reasonable, consider the fact that you’re probably going to have to get at least one other controller, a few games, and whatever else Sony makes you buy before you can have some fun with it. Sony has already mentioned that with next-gen games will come next-gen prices, so games will likely hover around the $70-80 range. Blue-Ray movies seem to be about $5-10 more than your standard DVD as well. The bottom line is, if you manage to get a PS3 at it’s normal street price, expect to drop about $1,000 for the entire setup. To me, that is way too much money. That’s more than I pay every month for rent, utilities, and services combined.

Next comes the functionality of the PS3. Just like the PSP, Sony is taking the more-is-better approach to what the product can do, while simultaneously ignoring the needs of consumers and making sure the price tag of their console rockets to the sky. Take the Blu Ray disc player for example. PS3 games will come on Blu Ray discs, which are the arch-rival to the upcoming HD DVD format. Both formats will soon try to thwart regular old DVD’s with superior sound and video quality. Why is this a problem? DVD is still a relatively new technology, and it’s also relatively cheap; two things that make it irreplaceable at the moment. Should I go out and replace my Fifth Element DVD I got for $10 at target with a Blu Ray version that costs $19? It wouldn’t make any difference to me, because I don’t have 7.1 surround sound, and I don’t have an expensive plasma TV that supports 1080p input natively, and which would cost more than my car and every piece of furniture and electronics combined. And judging by all of my friends who own PS2’s, not too many people do. So what is the point of saddling consumers with something completely useless, like the Blu Ray player? Perhaps it’s a Trojan Horse, to get another one of their craptacular proprietary formats into your home? Can you say UMD? Mini-Disc? Beta Maxx? Laser Disc? I rest my case.

Last but not least, the hardware of the PS3, while technically impressive, is not a reason to buy the console. Your typical PS3 fanboy will jump up in your face, yelling all kinds of crazy gibberish that boils down to the fact that he or she thinks that the PS3 will be the best console because it is the most powerful. And that’s exactly what Microsoft thought when they unveiled the ill-fated X-Box… which later proved to be a dismal failure. The true power of a console rests not in it’s inner workings, but in it’s software library. And because of all the silly doodads and extra “featuresâ€? Sony has thrown into their box, the price tag is going to limit it’s exposure, and thus, developers will move on to the more affordable, more sold consoles. To tell you the truth, I think people are getting tired of playing the same crappy games with updated graphics anyway… Game graphics have reached a point where they are beyond impressive, and thus the small differences that increased hardware performances can make are not as noticeable to the layman as they once were, so people care a little less about which console can render the most triangles per cycle. And rightly so. This stuff isn't what makes games fun.

All that said, this is still going to be an interesting year for consoles, and I think it really is make-or-break time for both Nintendo and Sony. Nothing is really set in stone yet, but barring any huge bombs being dropped by Sony in the next couple of months, I think it’s going to be great to see the consoles duke it out. I’m excited to see what new innovations the Wii has in store for us, and I am anxious to see what will become of Sony, and their questionable second-guessing of consumers. If anything, the competition between the giants of the industry will just mean better prices and better games, which I can’t argue with, no matter what system they are coming out for.

For the record, I’m currently saving up for a Wii… But you probably could have guessed. [:D]

Comments

smarttart62 18 years, 3 months ago

I want games that are real. I want them so i can feel, hear, taste, smell the environment. When that day comes, i'll piss myself with glee.

Sony has always been an advocate of new technologies, hell, the PS2 was my very first DVD player. Now they've incorporated blu ray so that i can expirience my HDTV to the fullest. Im willing to pay the extra $10 per DVD for a quality that looks real.

Nintendo had a great start, but then they died off. The wii for example was meant to be a "low cost entertainment center" which is what Nintendo said themselves. Even though i've had some bad expiriences with my Sony PSP (which i ended up returning) i will still save my money towards the PS3, not the Wii.

-Steve

Apocalypso 18 years, 3 months ago

hey, who would want to play with FredFredrickson's wii?no offence, just finding it pretty funny

and i didn't have a console in my life, (only emulators) :whistle:

Amarin 18 years, 3 months ago

I want a Wii!

Takagi 18 years, 3 months ago

Quote:
I want games that are real. I want them so i can feel, hear, taste, smell the environment. When that day comes, i'll piss myself with glee.
Heh… there was a Megatokyo comic in which Largo is playing a dating sim with the whole "feel" thing going on. He gets shot by the girl and is left on the floor crying.

darkpulsaromega 18 years, 3 months ago

Quote: Smarttart62
Sony has always been an advocate of new technologies
That's not the vibe I get from Sony.

I remember Sega coming up with the idea of using CDs on a console system. Sega added FMV footage into video games. Nintendo was the first to try 'downloadable' content (The BS-X for the SNES). Nintendo put the controller as we know it today: trigger buttons, rumble, and analog sticks on the map. And now, Nintendo is making a controller unlike anything we've seen before (well, a 3d mouse would be close). I'm not saying it's a good idea, what I am saying is that these companies are (were for Sega) the pioneers in game console technology.

Yes, Sony added DVD player abilities in a console, but Sony is just doing the same thing with their own proprietary format, BluRay. Sony uses ideas that are already popular and includes them in their system. The Dual Shock controller is a good example. Rumble, and analog sticks. Two features made popular by Nintendo. Sony just doesn't seem like a very innovative company.

FredFredrickson 18 years, 3 months ago

The funny thing was that the PS1 was the result of a failed business venture between Nintendo and Sony…

I'm going to have to disagree with you though, Steve. I really don't see the point in spending extra money just so movies look a tiny bit sharper. Don't get me wrong, I love watching movies, TV, and playing games on TV, but come on… Is a TV worth thousands of dollars? It's just a bloody box that you sit and look at when you're bored… it's not something that has to be perfect in every possible way.

You have to understand, Sony is a big business. They are not selling a Blu-Ray player in the PS3 for the good of humantiy - they are including that into their console because they want to have a firm grip on the movie industry. They want the industry standard to be their proprietary format, so that they get licensing fees for people using the technology.

In any case, I just don't think the extra bit of "realism" is worth thousands of dollars… There really comes a point where the quality of the video and sound makes no difference - only the quality of the game / story / movie / etc. and I believe we are at, or at least near, that point.

I'll close this post with a quote by American McGee (Alice): "The only truly next-gen console out there is the Wii. Everything else is just a video card and processor upgrade."

Cocopuffs 18 years, 3 months ago

Er, I play 20 year old games on my computer. You just have a to find a good DOS runner, it's not that hard. And I also like modding my games, wich is somethign that you can't do on consoles, maybe the new ones that are coming out will have something like that. Xbox in particular.

But if I were to get a console, which I'm probably not, it would definately be Wii. Aside from the worst name I ever heard(WEeee!!), it has an average price fit for a console. Since it doesn't have any other crappy half-asses features, and it's being sold a s a gaming console. You'll probably see more of a concentration on game then the rest. It has an innovitive controller, which I personaly think was a bad idea, I'll write a blog about that later. The games are predicted to be around $50, which is better than the $70+ PS3 games. And you can also look forward to new games in the best series, Mario, Zelda, Super Smash Bro.s. My personal favorite is SSB, but I'm a Zelda fan too. There saying the the Zelda game being released along side the Wii is going to be the best yet.

I've decided to write a full blog about all three consoles, and a review.

-Puffs

Shork 18 years, 3 months ago

Going back to those thousand dollar tvs, they are definatly not worth it. For being as expensive as they are, they have terrible maintenence records. LED and Plasma screen tv's break a lot more than regular Cathode Ray Tube televisions, and cost a lot more to fix. If you just spend $50 on a standard TV, and it breaks, buy another $50 tv. Also, if you want a good TV, get a good CRT tv, a good CRT still gives a better picture than plasma and LED, costs a lot less, and is a much more refined technology, resulting in greater reliability. Also, a CRT doesn't burn up if you pause your NES for 10 hours cuz mario 3 has no save feature.

Magicman657 18 years, 3 months ago

As much as I love Sony and Final Fantasy, I don't quite love it $599 USD worth. Sony damn well better make good use of Blue Ray if they want any hope of selling consoles.

The Nintendo Wii, as stupid a name as it may sound, is my bet for the best new gen console. From what I understand, it can play older games along with the new ones. And it has Super Smash Brothers Brawl with Solid f***ing Snake. That alone makes it worth buying it (especially since it's like half the price of PS3 and has cheaper games than PS3). The motion sensor stuff could be interesting, but I'd still probably prefer using a 2 handed controller.

X-Box 360 is the result of Microsoft rushing a console just so they'd be first on the market. There were tons of stories about them malfunctioning, overheating, and randomly crashing. My friend has an X-Box 360 and it's crashed both of the last visits I had to his house. Some of the earlier games like Project Gothem Racing also were said to be really glitchy too (I watched some really disturbing videos of that game "working"). I heard things about the 360 possibly being able to hook up to Windows sometime in the future, but I don't see that as useful considering that Windows often has enough glitches and viruses of it's own.

Wii > 360 and PS3

smarttart62 18 years, 3 months ago

Your absolutely right. The wii definatly is "Next Generation", but they all are in their own ways.

Feature wise, i would go with the Wii. The motion sensitivity is a never before seen feature in a console, and a great idea at that. The ease of use will help non-gamers… Well, game.

Gameplay wise, i would go with the PS3. The graphics should be a huge upgrade from all other consoles, along with the more processor hogging features you dont see in console games.

Entertainment wise, i would go with the 360. The 360 is the first to attempt to be your media center. Games, music, and video's all in one, with HD support.

-Steve