I went to the library today.

Total count of Harry Potter book 4 books: 0

Total count of Harry Potter book 4 recordings: 2

Little brother is now playing one of the recordings.

Current progress on some silly sentences my little brother and I are working on (by reading this, the reader is giving assurance that no medical complications of laughter are the author's responsibility):

"Angry apple agnostics ape about assinine antics available at Al's aerobics.

'Banish bored banshees!' bawls Bouncy Bed's bedhead behemoth.

'Curtail cold cuts' corrects Cessie, Corral's capacious cheshire cat.

Dead deaf dog doggedly digs deeper diches, digesting delicious dotted dodoes.

Eveready elephant Egbert ejects every egg eaten, exasperating eggheads.

Focus forks fermented force for fairy favors.

Publish a pinkish purple plush porcelain pineapple-pea piranha-pincushion penguin pushup."

I tried the expansion pack for Trackmania Sunrise yesterday. To sum it up, I thought that Trackmania could not get any crazier… until now.