It's gotten really cold around here. It's normally 100° F (38° C), but today it became as low as 40° F (4° C). I mowed the lawn today (lawn refers to grass, not my hair), and I found that a combination of frostbite and vibration is very painful.
We also found frost on the ground at our house. This wouldn't be something to talk about if it hadn't been years since we've seen it. Our Grandmother just left, so she probably missed the main part of the cold. I'm personally hoping for (of all things) SNOW! [=D] Most of my family has a cold. I might have it as well, so be glad you can't catch it through the internet.Used Jokes 10¢ apiece:Did you hear about the new submarine game? The single-player was good, but the multiplayer had trouble with pings.The demolition party was a blast.The building construction class gave me a D for demolition.Instant fruit-to-vegetable conversion: Step on a banana and you've got a squash.One fruit is an apple, two of them a pear.Other Used Joke (not mine):Show me a piano falling down a mine, and I'll show you A-flat miner.
//Instant fruit-to-vegetable conversion: Step on a banana and you've got a squash.
//I love that one.Heh, those are the corniest jokes I've ever heard. [:)]
I should be getting snow within the next week and the rest of winter. Trust me the first time you get snow it is a blast, but once it doesn't stop snowing for a month it gets a little annoying. I live in the north. Obviously.(not Canada)
Lucky bastard with the 40 degrees. We have 11 inches of snow here and I walk for 25 mins. to school; every day. I've fallen…a lot
But here… snow is welcome.
Lol @ Smaksak. Anti-virus. Genius. Why don't Symantec and McAfee make stuff to cure things like AIDS and HIV, and well, the common cold? =O
Nice jokes. =Pits -15c here…