There was a dump. In that dump, there was a pile. In that pile, there was a wastebasket. In that wastebasket, there was a can. In that can…

…What, you want me to stop talking trash?

Then, on to the next ones…

Q: What do you get when you cross a ganster and a gun?

A: Killed.

Q: What do you get when you cross an orange and a fox?

A: A tale with appeal.

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