- The following events are all true and are what happened to me on the day of writing this blog-

So, i woke up this morning like every othe morning at exactly (well near enoughh) 8am. And just like every other morning i went through the whole silly routine of getting ready for the day (shower, brush teeth, breakfast…oh and put some clothes on). So, ya know, nothing special. Then at 8:45am i left my house to go do the stuff i do during the day, college(yawns!)but upon walking out my door i saw possibly the weirdest thing ever. There was a guy walking down the road with a pig on a lead, yes….a PIG!. At first i thought "hey it's early in the morning, maybe my tired eyes just saw it wrong". Upon the rubbing of the eyes i realised that no, the guy certainly was walking his pig. In the middle of a city this is a very strange thing to see, but that was only the start of it…

After the bus journey to my place of learning i stopped off at the coffee shop i always go to, to meet my friends, and while sitting there waiting for my friends (i always got to the coffee shop first) i heard a large crowd gather outside. Knowing that this part of town was usually quiet this time of morning i went to investigate and what did i see?….A robot, a true to life, real robot..no…seriously. It was walking around and talking and stuff and was making robot #clunk clunk# sounds when it walked. At the time i thought that i was going crazy (later that night there was a story on my local news saying that this robot was being shown to public, which made me feel better) so i swiftly left the coffee shop and sent a text message to one of my friends telling them that i was attacked by a giant robot and had to leave the coffee…god knows what he made of that :).

Then came college and as usual was boring…so let's move on…..

Got home at 6pm (boy it's a long day *sigh*) and something happened to top it all off, something so weird it may be too hard for the human mind to comprehend. Something so crazy just reading it may turn you brain to mush (it won't actually, don't worry…read on). Just as i arrived home and sat down in my living room there was a knock at the door, after the day i had i feared the worst…..pigs, robots, what next….aliens!?. My mom answered the door and began speaking to the person (or E.T) who had dared to knock my door. Soon after i Heard the speaking stop and the front door closed. My mom came into the living room and nervously i asked "who was it?". My mom paused for a moment, then with a menacing look in her eye…."it was just gladis from next door wondering if she could borrow some sugar"