Hello, I'm Commonly known on the internet as FewCarrotTop, but I am really known as Graydon van Veenendaal, but that is all personal information I will share for now. I don't want stalkers or any spiders to get info like that on me! But I will rape Kaz if he wants me too.

My trademark is -FCT, for ovbious reasons. I will normally end my posts with -FCT at the end.

So, yeah, Toiday is the first day of the Hoilidays, yesterday, when school finished early, I went to my forest and did horribly nooby things to a goat. One kid got kicked out of the forest(That is some serious Goat molestatioon, LOL!)

-FCT

And that is what a noob blog looks like.