We well sell you can that you can use for anything. Impress your friends with a can that you can have fun with for hours of fun. It has a magical can powers that will make you feel like you have bought a product that is very magical indeed. They can be bought for 8 easy payments of 29.95$. Or one payment of 54.67. But if you buy before next issue of magazine you get a free magical can without magicx23
-Mageecan corp-
I'll take 9.
I'll give you 10. For an extra 199.99
Deal.
make mine do the Funky Pineapple!!
I'll take 4, hold the corrosive acids.
Your math is so messed…this is a little short,eh?
Thats deliberate. Spermprex. But it is sorta short. And spamlicious.
Well, I forgot to mention that if you buy 10 you also get a free ak-47 to use on the people stealing your new GJ Magican.
Make my order a 10 pack then.
Woohoo I'm rich. Also you can buy ak-47 ammo for only 2312312.99.