Edit: One year ago today I joined 64 digits. Sing me my Happy Birthdays :)

It seems that I havent blogged in a while, and that some of the newer people at 64 digits may not know who I am. So I have decided to make a blog that is very short and that shall be filled with my English story =P

Well here it teh is:

Little Red Robbing Hood

Once upon a time there was a wolf having a stroll in the forest, just minding his own business when a girl in red smashed into him. She said “Why did you walk into me you dirty old wolfâ€?.

The wolf replied “Just having a nice stroll in the woods young ladyâ€?. The wolf was astounded by the girl’s rudeness, and thought how she might be a little troublemaker. The girl just walked away in a fuming anger and didn’t even try to help the wolf up off the ground. Then the wolf noticed that the girl had dropped a nicely woven picnic basket, and he picked it up so that he could return it to the young girl in red.

The wolf looked up and down the path for the girl but she was nowhere insight so he started walking in the direction that the girl had left so hastily. Since the wolf was being a Good Samaritan he decided to look in and around the basket for a returning address, so he could know where the girl’s home was so he could return the lost basket. The basket contents were very unusual containing: a crowbar, a knife, a lock pick, and some other unusual things that one would use to break into someone’s home.

The wolf was starting to think that his original suspicions of the girl were very true, which meant that the girl in red was indeed a criminal or thief. Also in the box was a piece of paper that written on it was an address of the next house she was going to rob and the person that lived there was the elderly mayor of the area. Since it was summertime the address on the piece of paper was obviously the old mayor’s cottage. The mayor whose name was Clourice Wingsteen was an elderly woman in her 60’s who had come from a wealthy family. The wolf then decided that he should try and save the mayor by going to the house and trying to help her out.

So the wolf started heading down trails to get to the mayors house, since he was still in the forest. He took the many shortcuts that he knew, that he had learned from his many strolls in the forest. He arrived at the house quickly and knocked on the door. The mayor answered the door and asked the wolf “Hello, what do you want wolf?â€?

The wolf answered with “I have a good idea that a young girl that knocked me down earlier this day, is coming to break into your house today.â€?

Clourice with a surprising look on her face asked the wolf “What should I do Mr. Wolf so that the hooligan doesn’t steal my things?â€?

The wolf replied “I think that if I pose as you sleeping in your bed I may be able to catch the girl, while you hide in the closet.â€?

Clourice nodded and as she walked over to the closet she glanced out the window. She gave the wolf a signal to the wolf that the girl was coming. Clourice ran over to the closet and hide inside, as the wolf scrambled to get some of the mayor’s cloths on and get into her bed.

That’s when the girl walked into the house, and started looting the place and putting it into her basket that she noticed was sitting on the dining room table. But as she came into Clourices bedroom she noticed the wolf laying in the bed and said “What big teeth you have Clouriceâ€?.

The Wolf replied “Oh thank you young woman, what are you doing in my home?â€?

“Well I’m here to loot this house of all its belongings so I’ll be richâ€? the girl explained to the wolf.

This is when the wolf leaped out of the bed to citizen arrest girl from stealing from the home. The girl screamed as the wolf tried to wrestle her into submission.

As this was happening a local logger heard the scream and ran into the home, and from his standpoint it looked as if the wolf was trying to eat the girl. So he pulled out his axe, and hacked at the wolf to get him off the girl.

The girl came free and Clourice came out of the closet to say the wolf was on her side, but the wolf was dead. And that is how the story of little red riding hood really happened.

The End

So if any of you actually read it, what mark would you give it out of 100%?