Phucking Phishers

Posted by HeroofTime55 on Sept. 12, 2006, 4:28 p.m.

This guys a retard! He sent me 2 letters, shown below:

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From : nelsonanyasi <nelsonanyasi@263.net>

Sent : Saturday, September 9, 2006 8:36 AM

To : humanesociety@hotmail.com

Subject : Mr. Nelson Anyasi.

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From: Mr. Nelson Anyasi.

Adress: 117 Hunters Street Yeovelle

Johannesburg,South Africa.

Phone:No.+27 73 000 7299.

Private email:nelsonanyasi@katamail.com

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please I am Mr. Nelson Anyasi. the son of late chief Omega Anyasi of Sierra

Leone. I got your contact from the Information Centre in South Africa. My

sources of your contact gave me the courage and confidence to rely on you. I am

writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance to

transfer our funds of Fourty million united states dollars ($40,000,000.00) now

in the custody of a Fanance Firm here in South Africa to your private account

as our late father's business partner.

SOURCE OF THE MONEY:

My late Father, chief Omega Anyasi a native of Mende district in the Northern

province of Sierra Leone, was the general Manager of Sierra Leone mining

co-operation(S.L.M.C.) Freetown. According to my Father, this money was the

income accrued from mining co-operation's over draft and minor sales before the

peak of the civil war between the rebels forces of major John Kone and the

combined forces of ECOMOG peace keeping operation that almost destroyed my

country, following the forceful removal from power of the Civilian Elected

President Ahmed Tejan Kabbah by the rebels.

My Father had already made arrangement for his family, my Mother ,my Sister

and myself to be evacuated to South Africa. My Father deposited the fund for

the safe custody until after the war when he will join us. During the war in my

country, and following the indiscriminate looting of public and Government

properties by the rebel forces, the sierra Leone mining coop was one of the

targets looted and destroyed. My Father including other top Government

functionaries were attacked and killed by the rebels because of his

relationship with the civilian Government of Ahmed Tejan Kabbah. As a result of

my father's death, and with the news of my uncles involvement in air crash,

dashed our hope of survival.

Our only hope for now is in the funds my late Father deposited. To this effect,

I humbly solicit your assistance in the followings ways,

(1) To assist me claim this fund from the Finance Firm as co-beneficiary.

(2) To transfer this money in your name to your country.

(3) To make a good arrangement for a joint business investment on our behalf in

your country and under your good directives as the caretaker.

(4) To secure a college for my little sister in your country to further her

education. And to make arrangement for our travel with you to your country

after we have transferred the funds.

Note: All the documents issued upon the deposit of the funds is in my custody.

For your assistance I beg to concede 20 % of this money to you for your effort

and kind assistance. Honestly this transaction is 100% risk free and most be

treated seriously/ confidentially for security reasons.

Please include your telephone and fax numbers for easy communications and to

enable me forward all the important documents that back up this transaction if

necessary. I advise that you respond to by my private

email:nelsonanyasi@katamail.com or you call me.

Yours truly,

Mr. Nelson Anyasi.

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And….

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From : nelsonanyasi10 <nelsonanyasi10@263.net>

Sent : Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:11 AM

To : herminemensink@hotmail.com

Subject : FROM DR. GIDO USMAN

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FROM DR. GIDO USMAN

JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA

TEL:27-73-000-7299

Dear Sir/Madam,

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr.Gido Usman The Director Foreign Operation Dapartment African

Development Bank (ADB).There is an online account opened in this bank in 1999

and since 2001 nobody has operated this online account. After going through

some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money

out urgently it would be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account is Mr. Smith B. Zafer, a foreigner, and a miner at

Kruger Gold Company. He Was a Geologist by profession and he died since 2000.

No other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account

has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that this

Company does not know anything about this account and the money involved is

Fifteen Million United States Dollars (US$ 15 Million).

You are the only person that I have contacted in this Business; so Please reply

urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take immediately. Send also

your telephone and fax .

Meanwhile, I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with

a foreign account as a beneficiary. I need your full co-operation to make this

work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any

foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you

as soon as you indicate your sincerity to co-operate with me, and capability

to handle such amount in strict

confidence and trust, according to my instruction and advice, for our mutual

benefit because this opportunity may never come again in my life. I need a

truthful and God fearing person in this Business because I dont want to make a

mistake so I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position in the

office I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my job so I

advice that we should make secrecy and confidentiality our primary working

condition, bearing in mind that I am a public servant.

I will also use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and onward

transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms from

the ministries and foreign exchange department. I will compensate you

adequately depending on the terms we shall agree on subsequently.

Reply to: gidousman10@yahoo.com I look forward to your earliest reply.

Yours sincerely,

Gido Usman

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This guy sent me these letters within short time of eachother, and DIDNT EVEN BOTHER to change his email. What a retard! In the second, he even provides a different return addres than what he sent the message in. What a dousche bag. He even thinks he can trick people into believing the humane society has a hotmail account. lol.

Anyhow….. I'm going to be on the nintendo WFC tonight probably, i got this USB key (cause it wouldnt work with my router) and i'm gonna sign up. I'll be playing Mario Kart, so if you want to play, post your friend codes. And sorry if it seems i'm bad with items, my l button isnt responding, so i have to use x or whatever :P

Comments

poultry 18 years, 2 months ago

lmao

Arcalyth 18 years, 2 months ago

I get those all the time.

melee-master 18 years, 2 months ago

Haha. That's so lame.

I wish my DS wasn't dead… Then I could play you. =/

But on the bright side, you can always post your info at the DSFC section of my site, PulsingDark.

hobomonkeyc 18 years, 2 months ago

[sarcasm]dood i wish i had african friends >:0 can i have some of teh moneyz? [/sarcasm]

Flea1991 18 years, 2 months ago

My (lil') bro' actually gave his password to one of them fuckers. [:P]

Requiem 18 years, 2 months ago

Wow. These scams might actually work if they weren't so unbelievably rediculous.

Besides, it's not like I need another 40 million dollars anytime soon.

Cesar 18 years, 2 months ago

they might work if a person is as retarded as chiken… ok, so he's not retarded…

but Jake, your socks took all your money, your MSN password, your account, and your dignity…

Eternal 18 years, 2 months ago

Your blog reminded me to check my email.