Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, all that fun shit.

The prodigal bitch hath returned, will be seated at the right hand of the blah blah blah, and will rise and come again to judge the quick and the ugly… something like that.

To those who are now officially confused, get used to it. Learn to love me, or learn to deal.

I can't remember what the length requirements are for blogs here, but I'm really not entirely sure if it matters, given that I am me, but I don't know who all is in some position of power these days besides Arc. Congrats, on that! Finally, my HNIC has been officially empowered. ;)

If you know me, HIYA! =D

If you don't, here's what you need to know:

I don't program. Gave it a quick spin, tried to learn junk… it's not my thing. I am here to restore order, comic relief, and your daily dosage of whoop-ass. ;D

Now that that's out of the way…

WHO MISSED ME?? =D