so i got on this boat

its a very nice boat

it floats on water,fascinating

the boat was huge

it was as big as a boat!

i do not kid, it was that big

when i first see this boat

i see my name on it

it had written on the side of the boat

it was a sight to see

let me tell you this

i traveled around the world on this boat

you don't know what you miss out on

it was very special

it was the great moment of my entire life that i will live for who knows how long

boats are need for everyday life

without it

there can be no babys

no doctors

no mars

no charmander

and most importantly

no boats

so i beg you to not harm the boat of our seas

boats are nice

and gentle

should i show you a picture of this boat?

no way

i can not show it to you

i guard this photograph with my life

so please

do not ask for this photograph or i will have to murder your boat

my boat is special

we should have a boat race

don't you think so?

i believe there needs to be more boats in video games

there should be boats running for president i say!

but that is only a dream

until then

peace out

boats

-jolli