MS is retarded

Posted by Kaz on Dec. 12, 2006, 2:51 p.m.

So I start up my computer today and I get this:

<img src='http://64digits.com/users/Kaz/lmao.JPG'>

Yes, Microsoft is stopping its own programs now.

In other computer news, I got my good games from my grandparents, Rome:Total War, SW:Knights of the Old Republic, and Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. These all run at their full speed which kicks ass. I need new games though, but nothing has seemed cool on the pc in the past few months. Well, except Half Life 2. I tried downloading that on bit torrent but I didnt feel like waiting 10 hours for a file that might not even work.

I downloaded Opera yesterday. I don't get whats so great. It's almost exactly like FF.

<b>Pendaren Studios</b><hr>

If you've noticed, my site has been down for over a week. Why? Because my old host sucked. It was down for a week without notice so I got pissed off. So since its down, I'm rebuilding it. I'm changing all of it to mysql instead of text files. But I'm having trouble inserting data into columns.

Quote: MYSQL forums
Alright, any column I create I can't change the value of.

First I create the table:

mysql_query("CREATE TABLE table(blank INT)") or die(mysql_error());

blank is just a temporary column since I don't know how many columns I'll be adding and you can't have an empty table.

Then I create the column:

mysql_query("ALTER TABLE table ADD COLUMN column INT") or die(mysql_error());

This works fine. At this point the column has no value.

Then I change the column value:

mysql_query("UPDATE table SET column=val") or die(mysql_error());

Now, when I check the value of that column, it shows nothing. Whats wrong?
So if anyone knows whats wrong could you please post?

Solved by Arc

Anyone know how to check if a table exists?

<b>School</b><hr>

College is over next week until the middle of January which is awesome. High school is over next week as well, but only until January 1st or something.

<b>Random</b><hr>

<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJRBboFXWno'>9 person front flip</a>

<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8x14cLGh5o'>Religion causes shit, Republicans are Nazis</a>

YouTube is out of funny/cool videos.

Comments

Arcalyth 18 years, 1 month ago

You need to add a row.

"INSERT INTO blank (column) VALUES ('3')"

"SELECT column FROM blank"

OL 18 years, 1 month ago

Heh, I've seen that MS message before. Highly ironic.

twisterghost 18 years, 1 month ago

I have never gotten that…a lot of other people have.

Hmm…maybe I just have windows configured differently.

blueBX 18 years, 1 month ago

I never had that either. Im going back to school on January 2nd.

Amarin 18 years, 1 month ago

I get DEP for Windows Explorer. Probably because I store everything in C:something , because it's easier to find.

KaBob799 18 years, 1 month ago

Im pretty sure I once had security program block itself from updating

Kaz 18 years, 1 month ago

Lmao, thats hilarious.

Firebee 18 years, 1 month ago

Wow, I love that image!

leemcd56 18 years, 1 month ago

Everyone knows Micro$oft is retarted!

Graydon 18 years, 1 month ago

Have you ever heard of Guild Wars Nightfall, im getting that for christmas