MS is retarded

Posted by Kaz on Dec. 12, 2006, 2:51 p.m.

So I start up my computer today and I get this:

<img src='http://64digits.com/users/Kaz/lmao.JPG'>

Yes, Microsoft is stopping its own programs now.

In other computer news, I got my good games from my grandparents, Rome:Total War, SW:Knights of the Old Republic, and Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. These all run at their full speed which kicks ass. I need new games though, but nothing has seemed cool on the pc in the past few months. Well, except Half Life 2. I tried downloading that on bit torrent but I didnt feel like waiting 10 hours for a file that might not even work.

I downloaded Opera yesterday. I don't get whats so great. It's almost exactly like FF.

<b>Pendaren Studios</b><hr>

If you've noticed, my site has been down for over a week. Why? Because my old host sucked. It was down for a week without notice so I got pissed off. So since its down, I'm rebuilding it. I'm changing all of it to mysql instead of text files. But I'm having trouble inserting data into columns.

Quote: MYSQL forums
Alright, any column I create I can't change the value of.

First I create the table:

mysql_query("CREATE TABLE table(blank INT)") or die(mysql_error());

blank is just a temporary column since I don't know how many columns I'll be adding and you can't have an empty table.

Then I create the column:

mysql_query("ALTER TABLE table ADD COLUMN column INT") or die(mysql_error());

This works fine. At this point the column has no value.

Then I change the column value:

mysql_query("UPDATE table SET column=val") or die(mysql_error());

Now, when I check the value of that column, it shows nothing. Whats wrong?
So if anyone knows whats wrong could you please post?

Solved by Arc

Anyone know how to check if a table exists?

<b>School</b><hr>

College is over next week until the middle of January which is awesome. High school is over next week as well, but only until January 1st or something.

<b>Random</b><hr>

<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJRBboFXWno'>9 person front flip</a>

<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8x14cLGh5o'>Religion causes shit, Republicans are Nazis</a>

YouTube is out of funny/cool videos.

Comments

Arcalyth 17 years, 11 months ago

You need to add a row.

"INSERT INTO blank (column) VALUES ('3')"

"SELECT column FROM blank"

OL 17 years, 11 months ago

Heh, I've seen that MS message before. Highly ironic.

twisterghost 17 years, 11 months ago

I have never gotten that…a lot of other people have.

Hmm…maybe I just have windows configured differently.

blueBX 17 years, 11 months ago

I never had that either. Im going back to school on January 2nd.

Amarin 17 years, 11 months ago

I get DEP for Windows Explorer. Probably because I store everything in C:something , because it's easier to find.

KaBob799 17 years, 11 months ago

Im pretty sure I once had security program block itself from updating

Kaz 17 years, 11 months ago

Lmao, thats hilarious.

Firebee 17 years, 11 months ago

Wow, I love that image!

leemcd56 17 years, 11 months ago

Everyone knows Micro$oft is retarted!

Graydon 17 years, 11 months ago

Have you ever heard of Guild Wars Nightfall, im getting that for christmas