Slept with girlfriend

Posted by Kaz on July 22, 2007, 6:53 p.m.

Literally. In a tent. Hahaha fooled you guys. What were you thinking? That we're nymphos? Oh wait, Sarah IS a nympho. SCORE! Anyway, more on that later.

<b>Parties</b><hr>

So I went to 3 parties. First was boring, mostly adults. Which is weird because it was a graduation party. So I just sat around, talked with friends, and ate food. Left there around 5.

Then I went to another friends where I continued to eat. I probably had 5 dozen chicken wings by now. Then they decided to get a football game going and I joined. Not the smartest idea seeing as how I'm a skinny computer programmer and most of the other guys are over 200 pounds and some play football. The only reason I'm good is because I'm quick. So about halfway into the game the ball gets thrown to me, I jump through the air to catch it, then get tackled by some 200 pound black kid that I know. My hip slams into the ground and he lands on me, making me not able to breathe well for the next 30 minutes. Which was awesome. Then I get tackled more, make some touchdowns and tackles, and impress the kids who play football because they don't expect me to do anything. Go me! Yeah so after that game I was beat, literally, and went to the next party where Sarah was. Oh yeah, my hip now has a bruise going from my belly button to my balls, which is a good 7 inches. I rule.

So I get to the next party, wait for the volleyball game to get over, then spend the rest of the night sitting by the fire with Sarah. We stayed up until about 2:30 doing that, watching the others jump into a pool. We were gonna do it, but we were already freezing. Plus we had no other clothes to wear, which we didn't care about because we were gonna go into the pool in our underwear, but then we would have wet clothes [:(] And no, we have no problem walking around nearly naked in front of people we don't know, which also rules. Yeah so we go to the tent, I don't feel like staying outside and freezing to death while she changes, so she lets me come in and we change in front of each other. Well I didn't really get changed, because I just sleep in boxers so it was more like getting undressed. Oh yeah, there was another guy and a girl in the same tent [:D] So I didn't sleep for shit because I can barely sleep in my own bed, we all wake up at around 6, I ramble on for 15 minutes, then we go back to sleep until 10. Then we get changed, go inside and eat pancakes. Then Sarah gets a call saying her parents are coming to pick her up which is my cue to leave because they had no idea I was even at the party, let alone sleeping in the tent with their daughter.

So now I'm home, sore as hell, pretty tired, but happy since she enjoyed sleeping and waking up with me [:)]

<b>GM</b><hr>

Still working on ummmm, yeah I don't even remember right now. But be assured it's awesome, and useful for game making.

Comments

Kaz 17 years, 4 months ago

Because I'm me.

OBELISK 17 years, 4 months ago

Ah, yeah, and you better get to work on your Kazzy Bowls. You could be a billionaire one day.

sk8m8trix 17 years, 4 months ago

Some day I want to be Kaz… Nah I'm gonna get in a car crash and get some spine alignment and join a Brit punk band just like Johnny Rotten!

Grand-High Gamer 17 years, 4 months ago

Brit punk=Goth=Emo=Fallout Boy. Save yourself, before it's too late.

beam 17 years, 4 months ago

ghg, you're a silly young man

i wonder how you came up with those equations

Graydon 17 years, 4 months ago

Because he already did the same thing.

edmunn 17 years, 4 months ago

Congratulations.

blueBX 17 years, 4 months ago

Quote:
Yeah so after that game I was beat, literally,
Only you could make this sound right.

Kaz 17 years, 4 months ago

Hahaha, reading this makes me laugh now because I'm awake.

shawn 17 years, 4 months ago

Ever seen the movie knocked up? 'Nuff said.

Funny shit though.