Slept with girlfriend

Posted by Kaz on July 22, 2007, 6:53 p.m.

Literally. In a tent. Hahaha fooled you guys. What were you thinking? That we're nymphos? Oh wait, Sarah IS a nympho. SCORE! Anyway, more on that later.

<b>Parties</b><hr>

So I went to 3 parties. First was boring, mostly adults. Which is weird because it was a graduation party. So I just sat around, talked with friends, and ate food. Left there around 5.

Then I went to another friends where I continued to eat. I probably had 5 dozen chicken wings by now. Then they decided to get a football game going and I joined. Not the smartest idea seeing as how I'm a skinny computer programmer and most of the other guys are over 200 pounds and some play football. The only reason I'm good is because I'm quick. So about halfway into the game the ball gets thrown to me, I jump through the air to catch it, then get tackled by some 200 pound black kid that I know. My hip slams into the ground and he lands on me, making me not able to breathe well for the next 30 minutes. Which was awesome. Then I get tackled more, make some touchdowns and tackles, and impress the kids who play football because they don't expect me to do anything. Go me! Yeah so after that game I was beat, literally, and went to the next party where Sarah was. Oh yeah, my hip now has a bruise going from my belly button to my balls, which is a good 7 inches. I rule.

So I get to the next party, wait for the volleyball game to get over, then spend the rest of the night sitting by the fire with Sarah. We stayed up until about 2:30 doing that, watching the others jump into a pool. We were gonna do it, but we were already freezing. Plus we had no other clothes to wear, which we didn't care about because we were gonna go into the pool in our underwear, but then we would have wet clothes [:(] And no, we have no problem walking around nearly naked in front of people we don't know, which also rules. Yeah so we go to the tent, I don't feel like staying outside and freezing to death while she changes, so she lets me come in and we change in front of each other. Well I didn't really get changed, because I just sleep in boxers so it was more like getting undressed. Oh yeah, there was another guy and a girl in the same tent [:D] So I didn't sleep for shit because I can barely sleep in my own bed, we all wake up at around 6, I ramble on for 15 minutes, then we go back to sleep until 10. Then we get changed, go inside and eat pancakes. Then Sarah gets a call saying her parents are coming to pick her up which is my cue to leave because they had no idea I was even at the party, let alone sleeping in the tent with their daughter.

So now I'm home, sore as hell, pretty tired, but happy since she enjoyed sleeping and waking up with me [:)]

<b>GM</b><hr>

Still working on ummmm, yeah I don't even remember right now. But be assured it's awesome, and useful for game making.

Comments

Tasm 17 years, 4 months ago

…holy fuck, catch me up then.

Tasm 17 years, 4 months ago

Maybe I should talk to you on AIM more often, eh?

LoserHands 17 years, 4 months ago

Quote: The_SK8
You did not just fucking say that… I swear, you better take that back. Where the fuck do you get off calling bands like The Sex Pistols Emo. I bet you listen to shitty ass hip hop or rap. *mutters*comparing my fucking music to fall out boy, he must die*/mutters*

What he fucking said.

shawn 17 years, 4 months ago
blue213 17 years, 4 months ago

OMG BUTTSECKS FTW

Grand-High Gamer 17 years, 4 months ago

You guys can't take a fucking joke.

Grand-High Gamer 17 years, 4 months ago

And no I don't listen to hip hop or crap rap.

Maxcore 17 years, 4 months ago

dude bro may I suggest getting an older girlfriend??? If you guys are having sex that is very illegal lol.

Kaz 17 years, 4 months ago

Yeah, so? Do you know how many people could get arrested if everyone was found out? If nobody catches us, it won't matter. Besides, we haven't yet.

flashback 17 years, 4 months ago

Maxcore, read the blog? They didn't have sex. They just slept in a tent with two other people.