Screw Poetry, Have a Limerick!

Posted by Kenon on Oct. 18, 2008, 11:39 a.m.

There once was a man named Kenon

Who was infused with plenty a Radon.

Obelisk just sat

On my sister's cat,

And Platformed's delayed thanks to Kenon.

Tada.

Now goodbye.

Comments

PY 16 years, 1 month ago

Is her cat hot?

Kenon 16 years, 1 month ago

It's really fat. But it is kyuuuuuute ^_^.

Arcalyth 16 years, 1 month ago

You rhymed Kenon with Kenon =(

Juju 16 years, 1 month ago
OBELISK 16 years, 1 month ago

Sure I sat on his sister's cat,

But his sister sat on me after that.

Cesque 16 years, 1 month ago

First of all, limericks are poetry… come on, poetry's not just emo bullshit.

Second of all, it's perfectly acceptable for the first and the last line of a limerick to rhyme.

Kenon 16 years, 1 month ago

A limerick can do that >.>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_nantucket

– Well that's because it's a funny-ish pun. You just repeated the word :(

eagly 16 years, 1 month ago

There once was man who liked limericks

He wrote them all day with a felt tip

But his pen ran out

He let out a shout

And now he can't write anymore limericks.

Kenon 16 years, 1 month ago

:'( That is so sad, eagly.

[deleted user] 16 years, 1 month ago

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET,

WHOSE BEARD WAS SO LONG HE COULD TUCK IT [into his belt].

STROKING HIS CHIN,

HE SAID WITH A GRIN;

"IF MY EAR WERE A DEER I'D HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION AND PROBABLY BE IN HOSPITAL".