So yeah, suicide on the internet.

Posted by Kenon on Nov. 21, 2008, 1 p.m.

I don't know many details, but someone published his own suicide on justin.tv, and you clearly know how the internet treats events like this:

Like a total asshole.

/b/ is applauding him, Ebaums is taking credit, and Justin.tv is trying to keep lawsuits off of their ass.

Ok, on a side note, or more importantly, I'm going to talk about how my days have been.

Starting two weeks ago, I started receiving emails from some unknown person. Apparantly, they went to my school at some point, and they want to talk to me. Sure, sure. I say. Yeah, you get the point. Days go on, that kind of stuff.

So last week, someone comes up to me. I'm in a bad mood. Very bad mood. Tell them to fuck off before I slice their fingers off with a blade of some sort. Don't remember the details.

Emails come in from the person. Yeah, it was them. I was like "Huh?"

Long story short, now a potential friend thinks I want to cut off their fingers.

And people also think I'm gay. I wonder why. I'm clearly not.

Gonna make my avatar when I get home. I plan to frequent 64d more often.

Comments

Cesar 16 years ago

I'm pretty sure it's not. You can get jail for life.

[deleted user] 16 years ago

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Suicide=Murder.
Quote:

How exactly?

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You can get jail for life.
Which I find completely stupid. I don't think it would be that hard to kill yourself if you really wanted to if you are stuck in jail.

Xxypher 16 years ago

You broke the quote. Nice going.

Cesar 16 years ago

Kyou: Way to get the joke.

R 15 years, 11 months ago

Quote:

ScratchingYourButt=Molestation

Nailbiting=Cannibalism

Masturbation=GaySex

EatingBrakfast=OpeningSomeone'sMouthAndForcingThemToEat

Scratching it repeatedly, yes.

Only if you consider nails flesh

No, because gaysex requires two people

It's completely consensual

Murder is the voluntary taking of an innocent life. Therefor suicide is murder.