So my car is dead in Austin and it's SXSW. So I decided fuck going home.
IF any of you badass fools are here then tell me, I'm like minutes away from this shit.I got nothing else, here's a pic of me.
And here's a pic of my dog.
And here's a pic of my microbe
Is this you?
:Kinda looks like him:https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/161788_574163938_117085500_n.jpgyes.
nah man my beard is browner and my hair is long, I never style it back either.
You be in austin?
No, NewYork.
Then there's zero possibility it's me.
Apparently people are afraid of boring rape, and won't want to meet you. :(
*gouges eyes out*