Beta Carotene and Thetawaves

Posted by MahFreenAmeh on Feb. 24, 2007, 10:40 p.m.

So. I don't have much to say! Not really. First off, there is the "industrial," more like blasphemy against music, project that I have started. Direct your attention to this (bleh) myspace page:

http://myspace.com/achaotik

As per the rest, we have a new language to work with today: The language of the completely idiotic. Orcish. Fun fun fun. Prepare to be dumbfounded. Because that's what you do.

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ORCISH

Seeing as Orcs are extremely ignorant and without logic, the language of the orcs

is rather simple. Within it, there are 10 letters: 3 vowels, and 7 consonants.

VOWELS

A/a: flAw

~/-: tOUr

Z/z: bOY

CONSONANTS

Hgh/hgh - John

'/' - miX

!/! - A "click", made in the back of the mouth

Gk/gk - A very harsh sound, somewhat like english K, but harsher. Closer to Klingon Q

R/r - Run

T/t - Toy

'G/'g - A grunt made through clenched teeth.

ORCISH PRONOUNS

1st person: Name of speaker

2nd Person: Person being spoke to.

3rd person: Hgh~

1st Person Plural: ~gka

2nd Person plural: !

3rd Person Plural: 'gz

Nouns are pluralized by doubling the noun. For instance: Gkagk = Human,

Gkagk-gkagk = Humans, or, you can add '~gka before the noun.

Verbs aren't conjugated in Orcish. There is no common ending of a verb, because, as far as an orc is concerned, a word is a word.

There is no sharing within forms of nouns and adjectives.

Sentences are written straight out as they mean.

~hgh - A

~gk~hgh - The

Numbers:

Zgk - 1

Zgkz - 2

Zgkz! - 3

Zgkzgk - 4

etc. up to 10 (~gk)

~gk~ = 11

etc.

20: agk

30: zgk~

Anything above 40 is treated as '~gka (Many)

WORDLIST

Prepositions

'G~t - On

Hghar - Under

Hgh~r - Over

T~gk - Through

Gka! - In

Gk~ - Out

Z! - Next (to)

Verbs

~gka - To bash (EX: Rok ~gka Ung = I bash you, assuming your name is Rok, and the other person's name is Ung.)

t~gk~ - To kill

~r~ - To hurt

~!zgka - To destroy

~ - To be

Zgk - To have

Ta - To talk

R~hgh - To run

Hghzt - To hit, attack, et cetera

Agka - To walk

'~r~ - To hold

Zgk~t~ - To count

Nouns

Gkat - Meat

Gkagk - Human

'G! - Orc

Gk~' - Club, sword, weapon, et cetera

Zgkrzhgh - Something

~gk~hgh - Nothing

Zrzr - Cave, Dwelling, Et cetera.

Zgkzr - Field

Trzt - Tree, Leaf, Branch, Root (Usually pointing to what you mean.)

Adjectives

Hgh - Big

Hghta - Small

Zgk - Fast

Zgkta - Slow

etc.

~gk - Young

'~' - Good

Ahgha - Heavy

Agkagk - Dark

R~gk - Right (Direction)

R~gka - Right (Assocation, Good, not evil)

RANDOM

~rt~rt - Yes

~gk~gk - No

Gkz! - Hello

Gkz!ta - Goodbye

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See? It's the language of the mentally deficient.

So I think that that's enough body for now.

ZORT.

Comments

s 17 years, 9 months ago

Its like how they should teach binary to those people who can't learn decimal,its so easy.

0+0=0

0+1 or 1+0=1

1+1=0[add 1 to next digit]

Cesque 17 years, 9 months ago

Quote:
See? It's the language of the mentally deficient.

Because of simple phonology, no declension and plural reduplication? You've just insulted the whole population of Indonesia ;)

MahFreenAmeh 17 years, 9 months ago

Yes. I have!

Grand-High Gamer 17 years, 9 months ago

–Beta Carotene

Orange coloring from Carrots?

frenchcon1 17 years, 9 months ago

The unsettled mind is at times an ally,

Leaving the senses to fend for them selves,

The senses collect undeniable data,

About beta carotine and theta waves,

The unsettled mind is at times an ally,

Leaving the senses to fend for them selves,

Then, the senses wanted the sky,

All rise, I fall,

Time feels like a midnight ride,

Finality waits outside,

Weeping in perplexity's arms,

Curessing our smiles inside,

The National debt is at times an ally,

Leaving the people to fend for them selves,

The poeple collect undeniable data,

About high pulse weapons and microwaves,

The National debt is at times an ally,

Leaving the people to fend for them selves,

Then, the people found out the lie.

All rise, I fall,

Now I rise, and then fall,

Time feels like a midnight ride,

Finality waits outside,

Weeping in perplexity's arms,

Curessing our smiles inside,

Wanting to get you high,

What theres the Sky,

All rise, I fall,

Now I rise, and then fall,

Time feels like a midnight ride,

Finality waits outside,

Weeping in perplexity's arms,

Curessing our smiles inside.

see? easy.

MahFreenAmeh 17 years, 9 months ago

Pwnt.

Pobble-Wobble 17 years, 8 months ago

Where do you come up with this stuff?