Dear 192.168.1.1

Posted by MahFreenAmeh on Oct. 29, 2009, 8:28 p.m.

STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED.

I want my fucking dhcp to work, but no, you're being a son of a bitch assmongler. So stop me from getting on the internet, really, I appreciate it, a lot! Stop denying my jaunty install access to the internet, I want to upgrade to Karmic Koala, I suppose that's just too much to ask for in this day and age, though. It seems that if my computer suddenly overheats while I am running some torrents, my router decides to stop giving me dhcp services. In fact, I can't even connect to my router from my laptop, it's odd. My card keeps getting a bogus MAC address because forcedeth detect that it is invalid or some shit. It's really starting to piss me off. It allocates a random one when it detect that my MAC is invalid, in its terms. I tried to query my dns just out of curiousity to see what would happen if I attempted to resolve a site, and an interesting thing happened: PERMISSION DENIED. I may just tear my laptop apart and install a new NIC, a new wireless card at that. About now, that seems to be the only thing that I can do.

In other news, I'm wearing a tie. I like wearing ties.

I WANT MY GOD DAMN DHCP TO WORK I WANT GOD DAMN INTERNET I WANT MY DNS TO STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK NUGGET.

Linux is fun though.

Comments

Josea 15 years ago

I suggest taking a bat and beating the hell out of your router.

MahFreenAmeh 15 years ago

Josea: But that would just destroy it. ;-;

Arcalyth 15 years ago

static IP plz

SteveKB 15 years ago

get an axe and slam it into your laptop, but don't forget to take pix

flashback 15 years ago

Quote:
static IP plz
This.

PY 15 years ago

why are you shouting at me ;_;

Toast 15 years ago

tl;dr: Fuck my life

MahFreenAmeh 15 years ago

@py cuz i h8 u

@arc an shiet fuk u statik ip homo

@Toast tl;dr no.

MahFreenAmeh 15 years ago

at that i personally prefer having something else do the work for me, i don't like having to bother with setting things up if i don't have to. easy thing should be easy, hard things should become easier, and impossible things should become hard. lol perl 6, lol larry wall.

nonetheless, setting up a static ip takes time that i don't want to take.

but dhcp makes me smile. DHCPDISCOVER for some reason hangs. gotta rape a malcontent.

the computer just will not properly detect the MAC address of the card so I have a feeling network data is being routed to the wrong MAC.

Alert Games 15 years ago

your network seems to be corrupted.